#granise

riannon: hey. anise. what’s with the baby

anise: (very uncomfortably) um. i believe i may have unthinkingly kidnapped them.

im imagining time lapse footage that shows them cycling through being basically catatonic, trying to crawl inside of the person hugging them, weeping hysterically, and feeling 100% normal over and over for several hours

a few times they become briefly but manically certain that the key to never feeling sad, overstimulated, or empty again is to live inside of another person’s ribcage, and in order to ever feel truly safe or comfortable they need to crack this person open like a pistachio

kind of metaphorically but kind of not. so they just restlessly adjust and readjust and readjust themself trying to get as close as possible and it’s never close enough. and then they calm down again

the thing about exclusively doodling in the notes app these days means im too lazy to look at references and unfortunately a good understanding of the shoulder girdle i do not have

NO WAIT I LOOKED AT IT LONGER I KNOW THE BIGGER PROBLEM NOW if their shoulder is raised their neck is too long

i posted this earlier but forgot to put the mute phrase there (it will always be granise, for anyone that wants to mute) anyway this one is so embarrassing its circled around to being hilarious

marathoning horror movies together for halloween:

anise: it would be much easier for her to cut his foot off with a second person helping

gr33d: like who, the guy whose foot is getting cut off??

anise: yes, why not

gr33d: now why would he do that

anise: (shrugs) to be helpful