Hell9, my name is Kankri Vantas. A69ut 30,000 sweeps ag9 I died and was re69rn as a g9d -- Seer 9f 6l99d, t9 6e precise. Al9ng the way I had a... mishap, and spliced my classpect with a c9mpani9n 9f mine; and n9w I am a Seer 9f 6l99d as well as a Thief 9f Life -- interchangeably a Seer 9f Life and Thief 9f 6l99d.

I live al9ne in the derelict universe that was the playgr9und f9r my sGru6 sessi9n, m9stly alternating 6etween Pr9spit, Derse, and the 9ld genetics la6. I av9id Skaia, as it's n9t safe f9r me there. Th9ugh I'm far fr9m l9nely -- I have a m9irail ( croghost, normally crovwolta ) and a matesprit ( victory-shining ); th9ugh due t9 my placement I d9n't see them as 9ften as I w9uld like. We talk 9nline all the time, th9ugh. I l9ve them 69th dearly.

I used t9 have a v9w 9f celi6acy -- c9mplete celi6acy, n9 quadrants whats9ever. N9thing t9 d9 with r9mance. 6ut as I've 6een al9ne f9r centuries, I th9ught it a g99d time t9... l99sen the ch9keh9ld I had 9n my 9ld 6eliefs and... gently adjust them. 

Intr9ducti9ns aside, I d9n't have many requests -- just that y9u tag anything t9 d9 with d9gs, g9re, h9spitals, and a needles. I'm n9t t99 f9nd 9f startling gifsets fr9m h9rr9r m9vies either, s9 please 6e mindful during the h9liday seas9n sh9uld y9u want t9 get a little "sp99ky" with y9ur 6l9gging. Please su6mit y9ur triggers t9 me and I'll 6e sure t9 tag them acc9rdingly.

Little things t9 n9te: I use this 6l9g m9stly t9 talk t9 my friends, talk a69ut 699ks and games, and 9ccasi9nally p9ntificate 9n the state 9f the w9rld. Als9, I'm currently 6eing visited 6y a friend; Aranea Serket. She's 9nly here f9r a little while... h9pefully.

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