#gotknockeddown

          “ hello, 911? i’d like to report a crime. steve’s lameness is killing me. ”

“ Well... yuh-you’re luh-luh-lucky it’s guh-grey wuh-wuh-water. Just go over thuh-there so I duh-don’t step in it... ”

      ‘why tf does nancy’s period pad extend this long-’

Honestly,  Eleanor thought that the kiss was going to go unnoticed, after all, most people couldn’t hear, nor see her, and let alone feel her and seeing his reaction just prompted a laugh. He really was going to be someone fun to mess with. Instead of trying to touch him again, he decided to do something else, but nothing too extreme. -- The tv instantly began to turn off and on and began to go through all the channels rather quickly. This never failed to scare them.

rushing into the video store, robin makes a beeline for the backroom, where she and steve usually hide away from keith. “ dude, ” she says excitedly, grinning like a goddamn lunatic. “ you’ll never guess what i just nicked off of tommy h. and carol. ” leaning in and lowering her voice, robin pulls a small sandwich bag from her jacket pocket and discreetly shows it to steve. “ i got that good, good green, my friend. ” quickly, she stuffs it back in her pocket. so it’s a bit risky to not only steal weed, but to have it on her person in public is pretty stupid as well. but if robin’s learned anything about the lovely mary-jane, it’s that it’s so much sweeter when she doesn’t have to drop a $20 for it. “ they were totally making out or having sex—i can never tell the difference with those two, ” she pauses to grimace before continuing. “ and carol’s bag was open on the hood of tommy’s car and... i couldn’t help myself, man. ” it’s not like those assholes deserve a good trip, anyway. “ it was calling to me. ”

why do you hate me so much? 

“ No, hun, something’s wrong -- you can tell me about it, you know. ” @gotknockeddown