the worst GK names/nicknames ever
no offense if these are your names
Beans O'Reilly (Sleepless). Who the FUCK names their kid BEANS?????? THAT'S NOT A NICKNAME, THAT'S HIS ACTUAL FUCKING NAME WHAT. NO WONDER HE WAS SO EASILY MANIPULATED, HIS PARENTS FUCKING HATE HIM
Hash "Hashtag" Taggart (Supergifted). It makes me think of hashbrown.
Freeland "String" McBean (Slacker series). String bean???? Is Gordon hungry while writing his books??
Bernard "Barnstorm" Anderson (The Unteachables). Nothing technically wrong with the name but it's so odd to have his name be that with a nickname like BARNSTORM
Steve "Bear" Bratsky (Restart). Read Barnstorm.
Clayton Pouncey (Linked). Barnstorm.
Hugh Winkleman (Schooled). No wonder he was bullied, he was doomed from the start with the name WINKLEMAN
Garth Avalon (Mixed Up). Was in one scene and actually got his name made fun of
Brock BUMgartner (Whatshisface)
Caroline McNutt (Linked). Nut
Steinke Newhouse (The Superteacher Project). He was made to be bullied for his name. Literally. That's like the basis of his entire character
Wallace Wallace (No More Dead Dogs)
Nathaniel SPITZner (No More Dead Dogs)
Myron "The Void" Muckenfuss (No More Dead Dogs). The Void is so cool but his name is fucking Muckenfuss
Norbert Westham the SECOND AND THIRD (Faker). THERE IS NOW A GK MAIN CHARACTER CANONICALLY NAMED NORBERT
Raymond "Gasbag" Vaughn (6th Grade Nickname Game). Not a bad real name but his nickname...it's supposed to be affectionate tho
Peter "Skunk" Widman (6th Grade Nickname Game). Once again, supposed to be an affectionate nickname
Andrew "Big" Byrd (Maxx Comedy). His name is BIG BIRD.
@twizthehumansupernova
Gordon I'll give you new baby names just stop naming your characters shit like BEANS
