i’m thinking hard about ryland colt and holland in a crop top and some short ass shorts 🤤
wait don’t do this to me. because.
ryland in a crop top and short shorts is probably the shyest out of the three—considering he’s usually the one wearing the most layers. just so flustered trying to tug to shorts down, and then the shirt, and neither is getting any longer (you have to remind him). then, his glasses are falling off, and he’s just a complete mess. and he’s soo (not) mad when he sees how much you’re drinking this up. he’s all like “are you sure you’re into the crop? i guess it’s pretty ‘90s.” and you’re just frothing at the mouth because you’ve never seen his muscles so beautifully wrapped. ryland’s stomach is doing flips every time you run your palms up and down his arms. his soul probably raises out of his body when he realizes that your hands are going to be glued onto him until he changes out of this outfit. you beg him not to, because he just looks so delicious.
colt is really comfortable. too comfortable. again, being stuntman for ryder means he’s getting dressed up in the most absurd cowboy/pirate/cop/etc costumes, and he’s probably done the more revealing ones with little resistance. probably puts sunglasses on and does a little spin for you (the ego on this one), and you have to act like you’re totally not into it. he knows you are and you know you are—so there’s really no point. this best thing you can do is catch colt by surprise and squeeze on him the second he gets close to you (arms, thighs, ass, really everywhere). the sensation of your hands over the tight fabric of his crop top and shorts is making him choke back a groan—and you’ve got the widest grin that colt’s ever seen on you. colt is begging you to play nice with him so he doesn’t throw out his back, but in the end, he’s throwing those sunglasses off and letting you do whatever you want to him.
holland is probably the most resistant out of all three of them. literally only does it to please you and holly (who thinks that her dad’s embarrassment is premium entertainment). while she’s pointing and laughing at him, you just have this small, devilish smile on your face that’s making holland squirm. you have to assure him it’s just like that dan aykroyd skit with the hard hats! everybody loves that skit. but it’s even better than dan aykroyd because it’s your very handsome, no-longer-single-father boyfriend who’s fully on display for you to check out. you’re keeping it pg-13, laughing along, until holly has to leave to hang at jessica’s. the second she’s out of the house, you’re making a jump on holland, he’s falling onto the couch with you on him, and you’re groping him through the crop top—telling him all about how this is the sexiest you’ve ever seen him (really, porno-level). holland only gets cocky after you tell him you’re turned on by him all skimpy, and by then, he’s lowering his voice and asking if you want him in this get-up more often.
…happy trails omg who said that !










