There is no greater enemy to me than the passage of time. Fuck you Father Time and the constant of light's speed in a vaccuum. Fuck the railroads for these impossible timezone's based on the sun's position. Fuck you ancient egyptians for behaving like this with your magical sun dials. Fuck you Octavius and Julius Caesar for stealing a month from the calendar and making a mess of the year when we could have 13 same numbered months. Fuck you Jesus for starting the year of our lord and creating massive confusion with BC and AD. And most of all, fuck you mental health for skewing my perception of time where a day can last from only a few minutes to a whole month. Mother Nature is A okay but Father Time can suck a blackhole's nonexistent dick and stop existing in it's extraordinary mass. You refuse to be constant and only ever slow or speed, switching drastically like an asshole driving without their taillights to know if they're turning, passing, or staying straight.
