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A denim kimono

The fandom talks a lot about the horror aspects of the snowgrave rout + Spamton’s... just generally whole shtick.

But y’all are sleeping on horror aspects of Queen. Like she’s supposed to be the CPU of a Windows OS from the late 1990s/early 2000s. Y’all know what sort of batshit malware that cropped up around that time?

Like the You Are an Idiot trojan. Im gonna draw it later, but imagine Queen, who’s only goal is to make people happy, shutting down completely because a fuck load of windows keep popping up to mock her.

Or the ILOVEYOU virus. She opens a “love letter” and slowly starts losing herself as her memory becomes corrupt.

There’s so many others too but like those are the ones at the top of my head.

Dude, guys, please, come on.

If you ever come to Australia in the summer, please ensure to check under your sun visor before entering your vehicle because huntsmans enjoy chilling there. So one day you’ll be driving and, oh no—the sun’s in your eyes—so you flick it down and there it is. It will do one of the following:

- Sit there and stare at you, eyes as cold as the night, practically daring you to move.

- Run across the roof while you swerve through traffic trying desperately to find somewhere safe to pull over before it fucking gets you—

- Jump on you. Pray to whoever. You’re crashing. That’s it. You’re done.

Airachnid is a bit interesting. She's not a technorganic, but she isn't a standard Cybertronian either. Despite being a Decepticon, she doesn't remember most of the war, or anything. When the Nemesis was crashing, she managed to get into an escape, one of the few that managed to deploy, and get off the ship. Unfortunately, the escape pod was damaged and crashed into the redwood forest. She was knocked unconscious, much like the Nemesis Crew. Unlike them, she woke up three hundred years earlier. Her body was heavily damaged and she had lost her memories. (She didn't even remember her own name and renamed herself). As she had no vehicle mode to take on, she ended up becoming a strange combination of a Cybertronian and a spider. Her spider form gives her new abilities such as giving her the ability to create spider silk, acid spit, and the ability to get energy from the blood of living things.

She was very surprised to be found by the Nemesis Crew, as being a Decepticon is one of the few things she remembers, vaguely. She has had a difficult time reintegrating with Cybertronians, as she spent three hundred years basically living as an animal/cryptid. She's very quiet, and not good at interacting, but she's also intelligent, devoted, and determined to serve the cause as best as she can despite her memory.

And now for something completely different (not really lol). I live in Maine which, as everyone knows, is lobster country. So when I came across this in a FB sale I snapped it up because not only is it a lobster...