#goodlady

"I assure you... I'm not a hobo or a runaway. I just fell asleep on the park bench."

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first to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night: It would depend, I think. Kent probably does so more often.

uses strange methods to potty train: Sedusa, probably.

tries to sleep in the baby’s bed: Neither of them.

struggles with changing diapers: I could see both of them having trouble doing so.

panics that they’re a bad parent: Kent probably.

falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep: Kent.

tries eating the baby food: Neither of them.

is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt: I could see both of them being very anxious about any injury the kid gets.

baby proofs the house meticulously: If either of them did, I could see Kent being the one to do so.

follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten: Kent perhaps.

cries at the Christmas play: Both of them, but they’d try to cover up doing so.