the finale
i know it’s been multiple days but i was busy/had to... calm down lmao
in a nutshell, i hated the finale. it was a travesty, a train wreck, a fucking joke. everything about it. even ignoring tw*ncer, it was so bad lol. it felt like a damn parody episode or a sitcom except nobody was laughing. i didn’t like the cece reveal but compared to this episode, 6.10 is now basically my favourite in the whole show
LIKE. the liars literally didn’t do shit. no sleuthing together one last time. no intrigue, or suspense, or epic struggle to give us ANYTHING to care about for the SERIES FINALE. NOBODY DIED? ??? we didn’t get answers? we didn’t get anything CLOSE to “””full circle””” except toby being taken advantage of sexually, AGAIN. the whole thing was basically about arias wedding and her random ass infertility. are you kidding me marlene? and THE POEM????? alex and spencer struggle for .5 seconds and then a poem saves the day. cute moment for spoby i guess, but not in this damn situation. i wanted to fear for people’s lives for gods sake. season one episode one felt more eventful, and it was half the length and all that happened was that they got a text message. the ONLY scene that granted me a single solitary emotion other than anger was when hanna and caleb were talking about having kids, but then i didn’t care anymore because the rest of the episode made me hate pretty little liars and every character
QUESTIONS
1. why did aria have multiple wedding dresses for no discernible reason? 2. i love horses, but why was it even in there? show melissa and spencer talking about, idk, ALEX?? BETHANY YOUNG WHO ALSO ALLEGEDLY ROSE HORSES AT LEAST ONCE? ANYTHING ELSE RELEVANT? not horseback riding 3. ali and emily, nor anyone else, fucking knows who the father of their kids is. and do they even care? apparently not. great 4. speaking of their kids, i saw some quote from marlene that said “twins run in the family”. EMILY AND WREN ARE THE BIOLOGICAL PARENTS. does marlene not know how surrogacy works? or did she forget alison wasn’t the mother? is THAT why the babies looked like her and not their actual parent(s)? 5. why would anyone want to watch a spinoff that’s just the exact same characters and scenario over again and why the hell was THAT the LAST SCENE 6. alison’s proposal was cute until it only served to highlight how one sided their relationship has always seemed. why do people ship them again?
7. why was this episode pretty much 100% dumb shit shoved together for fan service instead of wrapping up THE STORY OF THE TV SHOW WE’VE BEEN WATCHING THIS ENTIRE TIME? 8. and like everyone has said already, why the fuck did jenna marshall and a horse figure this shit out in 2 minutes while the liars sat around being like “well i guess ezra’s gone lol that sux” SPENCER’S TWIN i never wanted this, so like every fan theory i don’t want to happen, here we are. with spencer’s fucking twin. WHY IS A.D A CHARACTER THAT THEY INTRODUCED IN THE LITERAL LAST EPISODE. WHY WAS THERE NO MYSTERY IN FINDING THIS OUT? NO “OH NO IS SPENCER A.D? WHATS HAPPENING?” ??? NOTHING WHY DID THE LIARS NOT EVEN REALLY CARE? WHY DID NOBODY TALK ABOUT IT AFTER? WHY DID THEY THINK ANOTHER SECRET SIBLING WAS A GOOD REVEAL???????????????? im sorry but the way they executed this twin thing was so awful. it could have been ok even though i didn’t like it in theory. but it was worse than i imagined. really though, how are you gonna make the villain a twin who has no relevance to the rest of the show pre-timejump. WHY NOT MAKE A.D THE MASTERMIND WTF I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE CHOICES AT ALL. i wanted so badly to CARE. to be SAD. AFRAID. ANYTHING. i was surprised that they really did the twin thing, but that was it. tbh i wanted A.D to be toby or someone we cared about, and they had to kill that person to defend their friends. i wanted A.D to tie into everything. FULL CIRCLE. this episode just made the timejump fucking pointless because it was just another person randomly continuing The Game or whatever. it was the same storyline as fucking charlotte over again. it adds nothing to the overall story. nothing. THIS EPISODE AND THE PAST SEASON AND A HALF COULD HAVE BEEN DECENT. but it was the worst piece of television i’ve ever seen. god fucking damn it
