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@goodboyfreckles once referenced 1137 and 1139 in response to a quip about Stormtroopers and I just remembered it and Googled what the numbers mean and now I’m crying wtf
A Treatise On The Domestication Of Two Mercenaries
by TheFreelancerDivision (Apples), @arirashkae, @aryashi, @zalia, and @goodboyfreckles (cabose)
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Apples-Today at 1:37 PM
rvb au where everything is the same except locus and felix really are just mercenaries and the people helping charon industries are, like, volleyball girl and that one sad gunner with the awful red stripes. Discuss.
Aryashi-Today at 1:37 PM
okay as a story that'd be baffling and confusing, but as a crack fic I'd read it in a heartbeat
cabose-Today at 1:38 PM
ok so is there persona a cover or?
Apples-Today at 1:38 PM
shrug i just picked two people we know nothing about. storm troopers #7 and #9 as it were.
cabose-Today at 1:39 PM
yea
Apples-Today at 1:39 PM
and yeah ary i was just thinking about it as a fic
cabose-Today at 1:39 PM
1137 and 1139 if u get the reference u are my new best frend
Apples-Today at 1:39 PM
nope sorry not big on star wars
more of a trek person
cabose-Today at 1:40 PM
yesssss
Aryashi-Today at 1:40 PM
okay but you'd need to up their competence by a LOT, because you'd have Felix and Locus with the good guys
eventually
cabose-Today at 1:40 PM
yea so like i said would ther personas be a cover
Apples-Today at 1:41 PM
yeah i was thinking they discover it at the same time as in canon and then locus and felix (who stilled followed tucker and the others) end up swept in everything. they're very upset by this turn of events.
dunno man that first idea was the extent of it really
Aryashi-Today at 1:41 PM
no no I think you got something here
but instead of it being the figure heads, what if it's a BUNCH of double agents?
seeded through the ranks as it were
Apples-Today at 1:42 PM
oooooooh
oh wait not the LTs though right
leave the LTs alone
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:42 PM
So instead of a separate base, all the pirates are in the armies?
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:42 PM
Felix is upset because it means he probably won't get paid
Apples-Today at 1:42 PM
haha yisss
locus is upset cuz he doesn't get to shoot felix anymore
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:43 PM
Then of course, you have the inevitable... Hargrove tries to tempt Felix
with a TV the size of a billboard
Aryashi-Today at 1:43 PM
oooooooooohhhh
that'd be SO TENSE
because it could go either way!!!
Apples-Today at 1:43 PM
lOCUS IS WAITING TO SHOOT FELIX AGAIN
HE'S SO READY TO DO IT
THIS IS HIS CHANC-- ah man he turned it down
Aryashi-Today at 1:44 PM
EXACTLY EXACTLY
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:44 PM
Hargrove's too much of an asshole
Aryashi-Today at 1:44 PM
play with audience expectation
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:44 PM
Locus actually spending too much time around Wash
Apples-Today at 1:44 PM
the first time he yells loud enough to squeak he refuses to make another noise for two days
felix never lets him live it down
Aryashi-Today at 1:45 PM
you know what else Felix not being the Biggest Douche in the Universe means
more of him with the BGC
i loved Felix with the BGC, he was so... baffled
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:45 PM
Lopez insulting him
Aryashi-Today at 1:46 PM
and the Locus and Lopez friendship we deserved could be REAL
Apples-Today at 1:46 PM
yasssss
Aryashi-Today at 1:46 PM
or at least grudging alliance in the face of such idiocy
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:47 PM
Carolina threatening Felix more
Aryashi-Today at 1:47 PM
yyyeeeesssss
Apples-Today at 1:47 PM
felix still stabbing carolina but they were sparring and it was an ~accident~
nobody believes him
he's not even sure he believes him. whatever.
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:48 PM
at least he missed the vein?
Aryashi-Today at 1:48 PM
that's the other thing, you'd need to lean into Felix's amorality to make him interesting; without the twist, as initially presented, he's kind of dull(edited)
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:49 PM
...Felix and Grey teaming up for pirate torture funtimes
Apples-Today at 1:49 PM
listen here you little shit i liked felix before he was evil
Aryashi-Today at 1:49 PM
like he said, "the mercenary with a gruff exterior, but a heart of gold!"
Apples-Today at 1:49 PM
nono he was just a douche
Aryashi-Today at 1:49 PM
he's FUN but he's not especially deep
Apples-Today at 1:49 PM
it was fun
the entire show took six seasons to get deep
i think we can cut him a little slack
Aryashi-Today at 1:50 PM
Oh I'm not saying a lot needs to change! You'd just need to account for it. Lean into his jerkishness, his 'Everyone has a price' stuff, and his thing with Locus
Apples-Today at 1:51 PM
yeah locus and felix are exactly what they look like
or rather are presented as
Aryashi-Today at 1:51 PM
Well being entirely fair Locus wasn't exactly... putting on an act
He was just Locus. Hiding his real employer XD
Apples-Today at 1:52 PM
exactly! in this case doyle actually is his employer(edited)
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:52 PM
And his intel source on the New Republic XD
Apples-Today at 1:52 PM
hmmmmm
i dunno
maybe him and felix play hide-and-seek-and-death
he has yet to be found when he's spying on the News
felix always seeks
locus is very smug
Aryashi-Today at 1:54 PM
and their beef could be hanging over the alliance too, another faucet of the Feds vs. News
Apples-Today at 1:54 PM
heheh yesss
Aryashi-Today at 1:54 PM
like as soon as Charon's dealt with they're absolutely gonna try to kill each other
Apples-Today at 1:54 PM
.....you know what that means right??
the red and blue army each get a new recruit!
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:55 PM
XD
Aryashi-Today at 1:55 PM
XDDD
Apples-Today at 1:55 PM
sarge is thrilled that his actually tries to kill one of the blues
Aryashi-Today at 1:55 PM
Locus is Red as Fuck man, don't even argue with me
I'm a Blue and I'm saying this
Apples-Today at 1:55 PM
locus has to be on blue team tho cuz he can't be on opposite sides with wash he just can't!!
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:55 PM
They both wake up one day to find their armour has been spray painted
Aryashi-Today at 1:55 PM
but SARGE though!!!
Locus and Sarge connection!!!!
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:56 PM
Plus Orange is a shade red, Green is a shade of blue
Apples-Today at 1:56 PM
but locus' giant weird crush!!
i mean yeah that too
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:56 PM
Oh, wait!
Locus' crush could drive Sarge up the wall
Apples-Today at 1:56 PM
.......ah f**k
locus is a fucking red isn't he
goddammit
Aryashi-Today at 1:56 PM
LOVE TGRIANGLE!!!!!!!!!
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:56 PM
Except in private when Sarge admits he has always found Wash's yellow stripe alluring
Apples-Today at 1:56 PM
no stop desist
Aryashi-Today at 1:56 PM
yes yes yes yes yes yes yeeeesssss
Apples-Today at 1:56 PM
silence
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:56 PM
XD
Apples-Today at 1:57 PM
begone
Aryashi-Today at 1:57 PM
YESSSSSSSSSS
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:57 PM
Of course now I see Tucker getting fed up
Apples-Today at 1:57 PM
i am channeling locus right now
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:57 PM
Hauling Locus over to Blue base
Apples-Today at 1:57 PM
be quiet
fOR A THREESOME
cough
sorry
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:57 PM
And walking up to Wash and going "He needs to sleep with us tonight I am so sick of this bullshit"
Apples-Today at 1:57 PM
i'll restrain muself
AHA YES
FUCK YEAH
W00TW00T
sorry
back to restraining myself
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:57 PM
Now, whether or not Tucker meant "sleep" or sleep is up to you
Aryashi-Today at 1:58 PM
seriously though, I think Locus and Felix flip. Like that's the gag, nobody knows what team they're on
because
Apples-Today at 1:58 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Aryashi-Today at 1:58 PM
ya see
they're MERCS
Apples-Today at 1:58 PM
ayyyyyyy
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:58 PM
Awww damn, I am disappointed. i was rooting for Sarge/Locus/Wash
Apples-Today at 1:58 PM
that's great!
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:58 PM
Red & Blue in a bidding war
Apples-Today at 1:58 PM
zalia. ZALIA.
you are one of my only allies
don't do this to me
hehe ari omg
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:58 PM
^^
I am a Free agent
Aryashi-Today at 1:59 PM
Dude I'm into Lucker too but Sargington is a damn fine ship
Apples-Today at 1:59 PM
"ally" in this case meaning you wrote the only other lucker thing
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:59 PM
...a Freelancer, if you will
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 1:59 PM
Now, now, children
I meant for their combat skills
Apples-Today at 1:59 PM
......recoils delicately
Aryashi-Today at 1:59 PM
XD
but yeah, Sarge and Locus have some pretty unique things in common
Zalia Chimera-Today at 1:59 PM
Nah man, I write anything XD
Apples-Today at 2:00 PM
cries
Aryashi-Today at 2:00 PM
like not even arguing as a ship, just as a conversation that needs to happen
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:00 PM
an unhealthy love of firearms?
Apples-Today at 2:00 PM
sHOTGUNS
Aryashi-Today at 2:00 PM
Question: What's Sarge's name>
?
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:00 PM
Sarge
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:00 PM
So the merc thing is solved when the Reds and Blues agree to a time share
Aryashi-Today at 2:00 PM
yes, he changed it. Legally. Locus is the name of his armor
Apples-Today at 2:00 PM
locus is just happy he gets to address someone by their rank
having to call every by their names makes him twitchy
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:00 PM
According to .... Reconstruction? when the Meta was calling Red Base, you cna make out he was a Master Sargent S-----
Aryashi-Today at 2:00 PM
I'm just saying, shedding the name you were born with like that...
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:01 PM
Like... 2 weeks with one team, 2 weeks with the other
Sarge was an ODST
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:01 PM
"Dress for the job you want" so he changed his name on top of it
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:01 PM
I think it says that in the book
which means he is terrifyingly badass
Aryashi-Today at 2:01 PM
Exactly!
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:01 PM
one of the miniseries says it too
Apples-Today at 2:01 PM
and in
yeah between reconstruction and recreation
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:01 PM
"Didn't you used to jump out of spaceships?"
"How do you think I got the fear of heights?"
Apples-Today at 2:01 PM
don't remember what it was called tho
Aryashi-Today at 2:02 PM
Relocated
Apples-Today at 2:02 PM
thank you!
Aryashi-Today at 2:02 PM
but Sarge is the only non-Freelancer with a confirmed military career
a successful one too, if he actually got into the program. Volunteer only, best of the best
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:03 PM
Have to pass some serious screenings
Apples-Today at 2:03 PM
locus tries to reconcile that with his abject stupidity
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:03 PM
yeah. ODSTs are a volunteer only force, and you have to already be a veteran of another special operations unit
Aryashi-Today at 2:03 PM
the fact he has literally negative interest in talking about it... implies several things
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:03 PM
... I want to see Locus learn this
Apples-Today at 2:03 PM
his brain hurts
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:03 PM
cough neural tampering cough
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:03 PM
Yep
Apples-Today at 2:03 PM
wait wait
Aryashi-Today at 2:03 PM
Sarge isn't interested in talking about being the best of the best, and also surviving it. The man has gotta have PTSD
Apples-Today at 2:03 PM
real talk though
are they in valhalla or blood gulch
or did they stick around chorus
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:04 PM
They find a nice canyon on Chorus
everyone on Chorus is baffled
Apples-Today at 2:04 PM
ah yes a nice little place to settle down
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:04 PM
because like... they offered them housing in the city
Apples-Today at 2:04 PM
"you just want....two concrete bases? and that's it?"
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:04 PM
or some really nice farm buildings
nope
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:04 PM
Can't play Capture the Flag in the city
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:04 PM
a couple of abandoned bases
Aryashi-Today at 2:04 PM
XDDD
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:05 PM
Carolina & Wash introduce them to lockdown paint
Aryashi-Today at 2:05 PM
YES
Apples-Today at 2:05 PM
nobody is pleased with this development
Aryashi-Today at 2:05 PM
they get it colored red and blue
Apples-Today at 2:05 PM
not even locus and felix
cuz it's nonlethal
Aryashi-Today at 2:05 PM
so everyone knows who landed the hit
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:05 PM
I now just want an epic bromance between Felix and Grey
Apples-Today at 2:05 PM
personalized colors
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:05 PM
with the two of them being terrifying
Apples-Today at 2:05 PM
so they really know
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:06 PM
I mean, Felix doesn't give a damn about patching people up
but he does have a strong interest in cutting them open and pain
Aryashi-Today at 2:06 PM
Dr. Grey's technical knowledge and Felix's experience make them very, very, VERY good at.... Interogation
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:06 PM
...and that just led to scary Adult Only ideas
Apples-Today at 2:06 PM
The Weird And Scary Courtship Of The Doctor And The Mercenary
Aryashi-Today at 2:07 PM
8D
I am IN TO THIS
Apples-Today at 2:07 PM
locus pouts and he and grey used to have a thing
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:07 PM
Felix smirks and counts it as a win
Apples-Today at 2:07 PM
he isn't attached he just think felix isn't good enough for her
he has a great deal of respect and admiration for the doctor and he swears to god if felix hurts her...
he will be very. upset.
felix proceeds to overshare about her pain kink
everything is terrible
Zalia Chimera-Today at 2:08 PM
Felix has the scars to prove it
Aryashi-Today at 2:09 PM
well this certainly took a turn
XD
Apples-Today at 2:09 PM
sorry back to red vs. blue shenanigans
Aryashi-Today at 2:09 PM
So. Felix and Caboose.
Apples-Today at 2:09 PM
oh good lord
but ooh ooh locus and caboose because carolina ordered (or wash asked) him to help train caboose
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:11 PM
.... Locus & Caboose armwrestling
Apples-Today at 2:11 PM
locus loses
hands down
but he puts up a good fight
they do it weekly(edited)
it joins movie night up there on favored canyon entertainment
there's popcorn
Aryashi-Today at 2:12 PM
Felix is convinced Caboose's whole Thing is an act
Apples-Today at 2:12 PM
tries to catch him at it
Aryashi-Today at 2:12 PM
no man is that weird
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:12 PM
Caboose can verbally out maneuver Felix
Locus thinks this is the best thing ever
because Felix can't keep up with Caboose's tangents
Apples-Today at 2:13 PM
surprisingly locus often can
cabose-Today at 2:13 PM
hang on ary theres a fic where felix is trying to catch caboose "in the act"
lemme go find it
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:14 PM
yes!
the bathroom one!
cabose-Today at 2:14 PM
yes!!
Apples-Today at 2:14 PM
wait what
Ari (arirashkae)-Today at 2:14 PM
that needs to be shared everywhere
cabose-Today at 2:14 PM
theres an ari and an ary im confused
Aryashi-Today at 2:14 PM
I've had this name since middle school! I'll duel you for it!
Ari/Zhaneel (arirashkae)-Today at 2:15 PM
I've had mine for 23 years
Apples-Today at 2:15 PM
ary beta-ed my lucker fic, ari wrote one of the other lucker fics in existence
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