#goldenbackhawk

Kevin: Like... in high school or something?

Aleks, externally: *noise of contemplation*

Aleks, externally: uh..

The following youtubers have been reopened due to unfollowers/discontinuation of the blogs that once owned them.

Alli Speed

Connor Franta

GoldenBackHawk

Hank Green

Joey Graceffa

Veeoneeye

Rating: G (right?)

Warnings: Cuteness overload might occur. Spoilers for episode 300 of MC daily if you haven’t watched it yet.

Pairings: Very slight Scmanex and Immortalfox

Summary: Two small villains, named Steven and Kevin, have stolen the Mew of Eddie and Aleks. Now the members of TFU plan to take over the world(or house) and keep mew for themselves, forever.

A/N:

Samni: So… This is a collab fic between Me and Dawn! :3

Dawn: Holy shit cakes this is cute

Samni: It isss. Well, we hope you guys enjoy it! We had fun writing it! (even though we almost killed ourselves with cute) But Yes! 8D And final words Dawn?

Dawn: #Splavacado

Samni: Oh! Also: #StevensProstate… I just did that… yes.

Dawn:One more thing. This includes the boys going into and coming out of the closet

Samni: It sure does~

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Steven stood on a small stool, the wolf mask from his mother almost falling off of his face. His hair had temporary gray dye(That you would use for Halloween) sprayed in it. He wanted red eyes, but his mother wouldn’t let him wear the red contacts. He wore his uniform for ‘Team Force Update’, which was a shirt cut into and upside down V on the bottom, with a small V cut into the small turtle neck. On the front was a red ‘FU’. Behind him stood Kevin, wearing his father’s hat, that was far too big for him. Kevin wore a black tuxedo instead of the TFU uniform.

Steven fixed the mask and smiled wide “I finally catured tha mew fwom sly and now kevin and me has it in our giant fort! And nows we can makes tha wowld ours! with the pwan… uh.. Kevvie… what was tha pwan called again?”

Kevin smiled just as wide as Steven “Stevey, it’s called bwack sween” he says as he pushes his hat out of his eyes. “Wat about if Sly and Aweks come avter tha Mew?”

Steven looked at Kevin and sat down on the stool. “We have tha solders pwotecting the fort wemember?” He pointed at the lines of small chairs guarding the pillow fort. “Hey Kevvie, why are my doggies thewe again?”

“Tey are titans” he says and smiles proudly at the name.

Steven nodded in understanding. “ok.”

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Eddie ran up to Steven’s house with Aleks at his side. “Huwwy up Aweks! Steven’s momma said Kevin is aweady thur!”

Aleks stopped at the door “How are we gonna get tha Mew bawk? Tey probably put it somewur we can’t get to!” he says as he tightens the back of his mask like his brother showed him how

Eddie pulled his hood from his fox hoodie over his head and looked at Aleks. “Don’t wowwy Aweks. We can beat tem. I haves a new supwise!”

Aleks tilts his head to the side “Wat is it?”

Eddie reached into his bag for a plush, when he pulled it out he giggled a bit “A thapados(Zapdos)!”

“Dang Dude” Aleks says before smiling “We gonna beat tem!”

“Yeah!” Eddie then turned to knock on Steven’s door, and waited for Steven’s mom to answer.

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Steven looked up from the plush he was looking at when he heard knocking on the door. “Kevvie! Tey are hewe! Huwwy! Into the TFU fort!”

Kevin jumps up from his place on the floor before running to the fort, tripping a few times because of his hat getting in his eyes “Showd we clowse the entrwace?”

Steven nodded “yes! So tey can’t get in weally easy!” He ran over feeling his mask fall down from it’s spot on his face and he tripped, slamming onto the floor with a hollow thud.

Kevin lets out a small scream when his friend falls down and runs over to him “Stevey are you owkay?”

Steven sniffed a bit and looked up at Kevin and nodded “Yes Kevvie… I’m owkay. A TFU membwer aways get up fwom a twumble!” Steven said as he stood up and fixed his mask.

Kevin smiled and giggled “Gud! I would be saud if you got huwrt” he says before walking to the entrance to the fort

Steven walked over too and grabbed Kevin’s hand in friendship. He smiled and slipped into the fort and looked at the Mew plush before looking back at Kevin.

Kevin smiles “Why awre you holden my hand Stevey?” he giggles before using his free hand to move some chairs and pillows in front of the entrance of the fort.

Steven looked at Kevin, “We awre fwends. Tats why!” Steven smiled widely and grabbed the Mew plush to hug it.

Kevin smiles “Oh. Well ten my swister must has a buncha guy fwends” he giggles before finishing blocking the entrance. He hears Sly and Aleks “Stevey thy comen!”

Steven hugged Kevin “Oh no! Tey awre gonna get Mew bwak! Kevvie I’m scawred!”

Kevin puffed out his chest and stands tall “Don worry Stevey! I’wl protect us!”

Steven let out a sigh, “Oh Kevvie, my hewo! Pwotect me fwom da baud gwuys!” Then he hugged Kevin even tighter.

Kevin giggles and blushes for reasons beyond his knowledge “I’wl awayz pwotwect you”

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Eddie stopped and stared at the bunch of small chairs in his way. “wat? Aweks! Come hewe! I need yur hewp!”

Aleks ran up behind him “How awre we gona gewt past tat?”

Eddie pulled out his foam minecraft sword from his backpack and ran at a chair and pushed it over using the sword. “Wike tat! Come on Aweks! Get yur swordy and hewp!”

Aleks smiled and pulled out his sword before running at the chairs like Eddie did, knocking one over and laughing “Take thawt chawr!”

Eddie giggled a bit then started pushing over more chairs and jumping over the ones he knocked over. “We awre doin it Aweks! We awre gonna get Mew bwack!”

Aleks giggled “Yeawh!” he said as he ran at the pillows blocking the entrance. He quickly retreats as he sees the dogs “RUN EDDIE RUN! WOLFS ARE GONNA GET US”

Eddie looked at Aleks then ran at one of the dogs hugging it. The dog then ran over to Aleks and licked his face, letting out a happy yip. “Aweks! Go hwug tha othwr doggie!”

Aleks smiles and hugs the dog “Fluffy puppy!!”

Eddie smiled and watched as the two dogs ran off. “Come own Aweks! Lets get Mew!”

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Steven heard the thudding of each chair and tightened his grip on Mew, and with the hug on Kevin. “Kevvie….”

Kevin turned around to look at him “Don worry Stevey. I’wl howld tem off. You go hiwd wit Mew”

Steven nodded and let go of Kevin, to crawl farther back into the fort. “Be caweful Kevvie…” He said before he slipped into the closet that was against the fort.

Kevin smiles “I will Stevey!” he says as he turns back to the entrance and grabs a water gun that he and Steven got for defence.

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Eddie ran at the pillow fort moving the chairs and pillows out of the way to get in. “Aweks! Ders Kevin!”

Aleks smiled and walked closer “Whres tha Mew Kevin?!”

Kevin looked at the two who just ran into the fort “Oh, hewwlo! pweasant supwaise. Mew is with Stevey.”

Eddie looked at Kevin then to Aleks. “Wat now?”

Aleks looks back at Eddie “You go anwd get tha Mew. I’wl fiwgt Kevin”

Eddie nodded “I’wl stway hur to hewlp you if you need it. Ten I’wl go.”

Aleks looked into his back, through the plushies he brought with him. He then pulled one out and smiled “Go Kwabby Patty!” He shouted as he put down a Kingler plush.

Kevin blinked and looked at Aleks “A Kingwer?”

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Eddie crawled towards the back of the fort, to the closet, and when he reached the door, he stood up to open it. When Eddie opened it, there stood Steven, with the mew on a shelf that Steven could barely reach himself. “STEVEN!” Eddie shouted.

Steven looked down at Eddie “Where is Kevvie?!”

Eddie giggled a little “Downt wowwy abwot him. Aweks is taking cawre of him.”

Steven looked at Eddie “He bettwer not huwrt my Kevvie! If aweks does….” Steven then looked down for a second, but when he felt his mask start slipping off of his face, he looked back up and fixed it. “Bwack sween will not fwail!”

Eddie tilted his head “What is Bwack Sween?”

Steven stood straight and puffed out his chest “It’s a pwan to use Mew’s powewers to twake over tha wowrld!” He then attempted an evil laugh, while he stood to the side a bit to reveal Mew more.

Eddie tried hopelessly to jump up and grab the Mew “Gimmie bawk my Mew Steven!”

Steven shook his head, “No, I need to use Mew’s powerers to wule tis wowld!”

Kevin walked into the closet with Aleks after they fought “Stevey do you stwill have tha Mew?”

Steven nodded “I do Kevvie! Eddie hasent taked it yet!”

Eddie looked back at Aleks “Aweks! Awre you okway?”

Aleks nodded “I beawt Kevin!”

Steven looked at Kevin “K-Kevvie! I-I thinked you would win!”

Kevin looked down at his feet “I….I sawwy Stevey…I twied to stahp him”

Eddie threw his hands in the air “Yay Aweks!”

Steven jumped down by Kevin and hugged him “It’s okway Kevvie. Did you twy yur bestest?”

Kevin nodded “Yush I did Stevey!”

Aleks giggled and hugged Eddie “I diwd it!”

Steven let go of Kevin then looked at Eddie and Aleks “Mew’s powewres awre almowst weady to take ovewr tha wowld!”

Eddie turned towards Steven “No! Gwive me my Mew! Bwattle me!”

Kevin looked between the two boys “Oh no….Stevey you don have to do dis”

Aleks smirked “Awre you scawed or somethen?”

Steven shook his head “No Aweks! I’m nwot Scawed!”

Eddie corssed him arms “Den bwattle me!”

Steven nodded “Okway…” He shuffled around the closet for his Pokemon.

Eddie then pulled his first plush out “Gwo Shwell Shockwer!”

Steven then pulled out his “Go Whole Wheat Bwead!”

Kevin pulled out the water gun again and started to aim it inbetween Eddie and Aleks

Aleks watched the battle from behind Eddie, cheering him on

Steven then sighed “Oh no… Whole wheat bwead dwoesn’t know anywy ewktwic moves…”

Eddie laughed “HA! Wow Steven!”

Steven huffed “I stwill hwave heawrt in my pokemans!”

Steven and Eddie yelled moves back and forth while they used their pokemon plushes. Soon Steven had his snorlax left. And while he was beating Eddie, Eddie then decided to switch out his pokemon.

“Hwey. TFU… I have a surpwise…” Eddie pulled out his Zapdos plush. “Eeeheeheehee!”

Kevin gasped “Stevey? Awre you sure you cawn beawt tat?”

Aleks smirked “How do you ex-exs-exspect to beawt tat?”

Steven’s eyes widened “Eddie… N-No Faiwr!”

Eddie giggled “It is fwair! Now I’wl gwet my mew bwack!”

Eddie then used his Zapdos to finish off Steven’s snorlax. Eddie let out a triumphant cheer when he won. “Yes! I won! I cwan get my Mew bwack!”

Steven let out a small sniff as tears formed in his eyes. “B-But…”

Eddie look at Steven and pointed at his mew “Gimmie my Mew bawck! I beawt you faiwr and sqwawre!”

Steven then started crying a little, “N-no! Mew is mine!”

Kevin picked up a block and threw it at Eddie’s head “Stahp maken my Stevey cry!”

The block missed Eddie, and hit Aleks instead. Aleks fell over when the block hit him and he burst into tears.

Eddie glared at Kevin before hugging Aleks “Don cry Aweks….”

Steven’s mother heard crying from the playroom and came down the stairs to see what happened “What’s going on down here?!” She asked opening the closet.

Steven sat on the floor sniffling at losing the battle, tears still falling from his eyes. “B-But mew is mine!”

Eddie then turned to Steven’s mom “Steven thwew a bwock at Aweks because he wost tha battwle!”

Steven looked at his mother and shook his head “No! It’s not twue!”

Kevin nodded “Eddwie is lyen”

Aleks stopped his crying long enough to say “No hes nowt! Steven thwew tha bwock!”

Steven’s mom looked at Steven “… Steven, go into time out.”

Steven looked at his mom “B-But! Momma!”

“Now.”

Steven got up and walked out of the closet and trudged to the Timeout seat. “It’s just nowt faiwr…”

Steven’s mom looked at Kevin “Did anything else happen?”

Kevin starts to tell the adventure that they went on but making it sound like it didn’t all just take place in the playroom.

Steven’s mom smiled and picked up Aleks to look at his head. “Aleks, honey are you okay? … Kevin, go make sure Steven is where he should be.”

Eddie then stood up and went over to where mew was and tried to grab him. As he failed again, and again, he let out frustrated whimpering noises. “nuh!”

Kevin walked over to the timeout seat “I sawwy you gots in twouble…”

Steven looked at Kevin “It’s okway Kevvie… I wish I won swo I cwold keep Mew…”

Kevin smiled slightly “We stwill have Whole Wheat Bwead!”

Steven smiled and wiped his eyes “Yeah.. I gwess…” He then hugged Kevin tightly “Thwanks Kevvie…”

Kevin smiled more “TFU fowever?”

Steven nodded “TFU Fowevwer!”