#gold comedy

HAVE YOU EVER: ➖Snuck out: yes ➖Broken a bone: yes ➖Cried myself to sleep: ...yes ➖Been arrested: ...yes ➖Felt lonely: ......yes ➖Been depressed: what is this quiz, jesus christ I'm on the sixth question and I'm already emotionally exhausted.

WHAT'S YOUR: ➖Birthday: the day i was born. ➖Biggest fear: This question, but in a setting where my life or career hinges on the answer ➖Dream job: Art Lead in a stable, financially secure game company.  Or, realistially, Art Lead in a game company that won't fire me the month before the product ships. ➖Dream car: self-driving.  Please don't make/let me get behind the wheel of a car ➖Dream house:  Trampoline room, hardwood floors, smaller, semi-urban, enough space to do some light gardening and landscaping.  Has wrestling mats for floors so I can suplex Jess whenever I want.

DO YOU: ➖Like someone: like, LIKE like?  Gross. ➖Love someone: Oh, you mean other than myself?  Yeah, she's pretty great. ➖Have tattoos: No...t yet. ➖Have piercings: Yes, and Future Delton has even more. ➖party: Yes.  No.  Yes.

FAVORITE: ➖Artist: Ernst Haeckle ➖Movie: Whisper of the Heart ➖Song: right now?  Tales of the Sands, Myrath ➖Netflix series: dont hate me, but I've never watch a netflix original series ➖Book: The Way of Kings, Brandon Sanderson. ➖Color: purple.  the dark kind that feels black except for when the sun hits it. ➖Animal: raccoon.  I will have one...  I WILL.

THIS OR THAT: ➖Twitter or Facebook: no ➖Twitter or Instagram: no ➖Facebook or Instagram: nO ➖Coke or Pepsi: Coke, except for like, that one time when you're staring at the drinks in the cooler and you're like "I think... I think I want a pepsi" which is your brain telling  you that you're probably going to go home and cry yourself to sleep.  It's that kind of day. ➖Coffee or tea: Is this a joke.  It's coffee.  It's always been coffee.  I even switched the order of the two options in this quiz because it's that important to me that you know that my answer is coffee. ➖Tacos or pizza: Tacos when I hate myself, Pizza when I hate everything else. ➖Winter or summer: Winter when it's summer, summer when it's winter

WOULD YOU EVER: ➖Get married: sure why not.  Maybe even to a foreigner. ➖Have kids: HA ➖Swim with sharks: fuck you ➖Eat rotten food: ...depends?  When is the last time I ate/how much money is on the table/how cute is the one who dared me to do it?  Are those quiz questions now?  Should I answer them? ➖Marry a foreigner: I mean, I wouldn't NOT marry a foreigner, if that's what you mean.  What kind of question is that?  Were you running out of ideas for this quiz?  Because that's the kind of question a desperate quiz maker asks.