to you, he is satoru. he bothers you with jokes that are corny at best and smothers you with affection. always away on some business trip and teenagers trialing behind him.

he is the honored one. and even that isn’t enough to save you.

they find you on a rainy day, not while he’s away, not when he’s fighting or on a mission. it’s a day of rest, the sun has just start to set, he just texted you. you’ve sent him pictures of the sunset and he liked it, sent you one back. asked you if you want to drab dinner tomorrow and you said of course.

and then you’re gone

taken by hit men who were hired to get back at him. deal it where it really hurts because you have no way of fighting them. not a drop of cursed energy. you are solely human and it’s this fate that brings your end

he finds out a few hours later, they send your head to him gift wrapped. and it’s in this that satoru truly looses his mind

I have been LOVING the new jjk phantom parade stuff with Ijichi and Gojo! I don’t have the game, but I’ve been watching clips and it just gives us so much more to their relationship.

It not only shows Ijichi being feisty towards Gojo, but Gojo caring in his own way!

People tend to look at their relationship at face value and think that Gojo is this huge bully to Ijichi, and while he can be an ass, HE CARES!!!

We all have to look at their individual personalities. Let’s face it, Ijichi is kind of a push over and takes on so much. He’s very much a yes man and works very hard…waaayyyyy more than an assistant manager should. In the phantom parade skit, when Ijichi is given some work leave, everything goes into chaos because Ijichi takes on everyone’s job (sounds like someone I know🧐).

It gives us more insight as to why Gojo gets a little annoyed by Ijichi. It’s because Ijichi is the type to literally DIE from working too hard. A true workaholic. And Gojo is just trying to have the guy rest.

Gojo is also a workaholic. In the hidden inventory arc, Gojo literally stayed awake and kept is cursed energy flowing to keep everyone safe! Weirdly enough, Gojo and Ijichi are pretty similar, they just have different personalities.

This is not organized by any means. It’s a little mini analysis/rant because I am simply gushing.

satoru doesn't like when your legs close and get in the way of him enjoying his meal. he'll give you a few chances, spread your thighs with his large hands, fingertips digging into your thighs while he looks up at you in silent warning, tongue still exploring you nice and sloppy.

but when you whine, too sensitive to even think straight, let alone control your body, hips worming away while your legs try yet again! to shut on him, it's over.

he just hums, letting his eyes close as if to say, you had your chance.

and he turns on limitless, widening the range so your legs are spread impossibly wide, dangling in the air, unable to even come near him. it's only fair, you're just getting in the way.

Then another friend started telling us about his own relationship. He has a boyfriend, zero emotional responsibility, and straight up said he knows he wants to get married someday… just not to his boyfriend.

We were like, “then don’t waste his time???”

And he goes, “nooo I don’t want to… otherwise I’ll end up alone.”

And my friend and I at the exact same time: YES. EXACTLY. THAT.

That is exactly what dating Gojo Satoru would be like.

anyway happy birthday to me.

Another Gojo analysis/rant because his legacy lives on and I’ll never stop decoding him🫶🏻

Ok, so….I got into JJK right as season two was airing. So as I was watching season 1 and the movie (in that order), episodes of season 2 were dropping. I say all of this because my perception of Gojo was honestly what I still think of him now. This air-of-mystery guy who’s the strongest but is also misunderstood in universe but he’s lowkey pretty chill. Now, this post is going to be solely my opinion (as a lot of analysis posts are) so I want to warn everyone that this was how I saw the fandoms perception of Gojo changed after season 2.

(Also didn’t read the manga or anything then)

It seemed like once we got a glimpse on teenage Gojo, it seemed like people started to get this warped idea about him. That he doesn’t care, he just wants to ball lol, etc. And to what I say to that is….he was a teenager😭 Like ofc he’s going to be like that, but it seemed like people ignored his actions as a character. Sure, he might talk his shit and act like he doesn’t care, but he clearly does!

This also was happening during the Shibuya arc as well! People thought he was just having fun fighting curses (again from my perspective cause there are people who also took it the way I did) when in reality he was clearly angry, upset, and disgusted by what these curses were doing to these poor innocent people and his students and colleagues. Then when I was getting into the manga, there was a certain panel that stuck out to me and I wish they kept it into the anime.

Like idk he looks pretty horrified here.

A huge part of his character is his nonchalance and taking other people’s worries and carrying those worries for them. Another example is (also in the manga but I’m too lazy to pull up another pic LMAO) that teenage Gojo was always reassuring Geto to not worry and that he’ll take care of it.

what songs do you think sound like gojo or a relationship with gojo?

Hello🥰Omg this is such a great question!!! You don’t know how many times I’ve thought about this (too many times) and songs often influence or inspire me to write!

For Gojo, this might be controversial or strange but I believe a lot of Taylor Swifts discography shows how Gojo would be like when he has a crush, falls in love, heartbreak, etc. (It also helps that they are both born in 1989, both in December, both Sagittarius’s, and both have blue eyes LMAO). But to be more specific, I highly encourage you to listen to Peace by her which is on her Folklore album and listen to her entire reputation album! Definitely more Taylor songs that remind me of him in a relationship by her but if you’re not a swiftie or don’t listen to her I have more options!

Decode by Paramore, not from his perspective but from the readers! Just a special shoutout😙 Also think of Adore You by Miley Cyrus from the readers perspective god I fucking love that song😩

Madness by Muse is a good one! Definitely think of him when I’m listening!

I’m Your Man by Mitski is sad and it’s very on brand for him in my brain.

Spring into Summer by Lizzy McAlpine GOODNESS what a cutesy kind of sad song (I feel like a lot of Gojo perspective songs about live are a little sad😭)

OK speedrun because I feel bad that this is so long🫩

Like Real People Do by Hosier

Little Freak by Harry Styles

Sunflower Vol.6 by Harry Styles

Grape juice by Harry Styles

Late Night Talking by Harry Styles (damn lots of Harry😭)

Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls

Vacillator by Ethel Cain

Cherry Waves by Deftones

Accidentally in Love by Counting Crows

Picture You by Chappell Roan

First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes

Panic Attack by Halsey

Sweet Creature by Harry Styles