#godlymuses

but when he is angry, it's not the full-blown, yelling, threatening, killing, like the rest of the olympians. he usually seems calm, save for his tone and the aura he exudes; which is enough to bring a grown god to their knees in fear. sometimes, in battle, he can get a bit louder, more violent, but that's only if it's necessary. 

it's not hard to make persephone happy. usually just being out in fresh air helps, or with any plants at all when she's in the underworld. the happiest is when her family is together, laughing and having a good time; which is why she always drags them to play scattegories and clue. never monopoly though. she's never seen hades get so competitive like when they play monopoly.

She's also very partial towards grapes. 

From a young age, Phobos was trained intensely with every weapon imaginable. he's most skilled with a sword, axe, and his favourite, the spear. better than just skilled, probably. He's also really good at mario kart, even if deimos says otherwise.

             ❝ We don't have much time.❞

❝ i've got two very important questions,       kiddo. buckle down, you're in for                 quite the  r i d e . ❞

Who was the one to propose: ares did and then they fuck in da treezWho stressed more over wedding planning: diTE CLEARLY 'dite it looks pink to me' 'THAT ISN'T PINK, ITS MAGENTA ARES OH MY GOD' Who decorated the house: dite with cute lil thingsWho is more organized: Aphrodite bc ares comes home and throws his pants on the kitchen floor he dont give a fuckWho initiates bedroom fun: both mmWho suggested kids first: dite but ares totes rolls with itWho’s more dominant: ares BUT DITE LIKES TO TAKE CONTROL SOMETIMES.Who’s the cuddler: both okWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: hanging with the kidsWho kills the spiders: phobosWho falls asleep first: ares is such a sleepyhead so probs him? while holding dite thoWho is louder? aresWho is more experimental? hmm... i feel like the experiments just kinda come like next thing they know they're having sex against an office building window in downtown istanbul they dont careDo they fuck or make love? to them it's always making love bC THEY LOVE EACH OTHER ?? Even if it be kinky and rough okWho is more likely to be caught masturbating? dite likes to tease ares with itWho comes first? always diteWho is better at oral and who prefers it? ares loves to make dite feel good but also cant resist AT ALL when she offers.Who is more sensitive? aphrodite but ares loves her for itWho has the most patience? aphrodite. she's a mom, she needs it

Who was the one to propose: Ares duh, but Eris was probably like 'yeah whatever i guess'Who stressed more over wedding planning: honestly, probably ares, if only because he'd want people to know and remember it like 'yeah she mine'Who decorated the house: they hired someoneWho is more organized: lAUGHSWho initiates bedroom fun: both both both boTH BOTH HELLO??? Who suggested kids first: lololol neither kiddos are a nuh uh for them unless they were VERY ready and that's never. they'll stick with da twins lolWho’s more dominant: ares by far, although eris defs has her moments.Who’s the cuddler: ares wraps eris in a bear hug and doesn't let go so i think that answers thatWhat’s their favorite non-sexual activity: throwing things at the back of athena's headWho kills the spiders: they pull out weapons and just kinda keeping poking in its direction until it's goneWho falls asleep first: ares bc he falls asleep really easy, i feel like eris has a lot more troubles. but i'd like to think she'd sleep easier with him around. Who is louder? ares by far.Who is more experimental? i think it's a bit of both. typically ares can be a bit... not old fashioned but a little more likely to stick to the norm, a little more basic. but he does have new things he'd like to try. i feel like eris is a kinky little shit.Do they fuck or make love? mostly fuck but the lovemaking comes and it's always rlly special bc they both need the sudden burst of energy and release but also the love and care okWho is more likely to be caught masturbating? ares bc he thirstyWho comes first? usually eris, bc ares insists. although sometimes she'll tease him and get him off and then he cant help it and she pouts at him when he all tired like 'u ain't done yet'Who is better at oral and who prefers it? whoever gets to it first is usually how it goes, i think its pretty equal in that regard.Who is more sensitive? each are sensitive in different ways? while ares is quick to anger and also quick to get excited, eris is literally CHAOS. her emotions are very easy to change.Who has the most patience? lol what the heck does that mean.