#god. please

trying to make seitan but i dont have a steamer basket so i have no fucken idea how its gonna turn out ajkxlsjfkdnfn

I need to learn how to write without it being embarrassing to the point of being physically painful because i just need to create the greenpins transgender fanfiction that i want to see in the world so badly

The more modern seasons of futurama piss me off because why did they retcon Bender's origin. He was born fully grown and got a beer bottle with a nipple to sip from and called for mommy in his deep adult voice seconds before being plugged in to download "bending college" and get a certificate and be released into the world. But instead in season 6 they fucked that up to make Lethal Inspection's plot of Hermes approving him on the production line. Like the plot point is meh at worst I think but THEY HAD NO REASON TO MAKE HIM A BABY AND RETCON EVERYTHING BEFORE THAT. HERMES COULDVE APPROVED BENDER WITH THE ORIGINAL ORIGIN BY WATCHING HIM THROUGH ONE WAY GLASS OR A CAMERA TO APPROVE HIM OR SOMETHING. THEY ERASED MY BEAUTIFUL 0 YEAR OLD ALCOHOLIC SMOKER MISANTHROPIST SON. Forever mad at this.

getting violent over the thought of fucking that old man

IS THERE YURI IN THIS GAME

im literally osicllating between every stage of grief. my head hurts but im outta sleeping pills

Applied for a job….