#goblinpunk

A crust punk outside The Green Door Tavern in Chicago once gave me a quest

For the donation of a cigarette he would task me with a pilgrimage to honor the god of street trash.

In the city of New York, New York the big apple ain't the city. It's in the lobby of the Waldorf Towers

The sweetest juiciest, most crisp apple this guy had ever had. The apples were there for paying residents, not street trash

If you walked in off the street and tried to grab one a lot of really unfriendly people would do really unfriendly things

So what's a piece of street trash to do?

Next door to the Waldorf towers is the Waldorf Astoria, a beautiful hotel, but not much to steal in their lobby, but at the 40-somethingth floor "You can ask at the lobby" he assured me "The one with all the ball rooms and parties."

You'll find the two buildings touch and are one. So you can walk right across from the street trash friendly public space of the Waldorf Astoria to the exclusive and elite, decidedly street trash unfriendly Waldorf towers, but once you're there who's to know. So you just take the Waldorf towers elevator down and as someone who clearly lives and pays rent there you are in fact entitled to an apple, and maybe two if you think you'd like two.

Do this to honor the god of street trash.