YALL!Ā Now, I love the concept of Pride!Roman as much as the next fan, but hereās a hot take: weāve been looking at this all wrong.Ā Roman was never Pride. Logan was.
With Logan as Pride, and the t-shirt confirmation of the orange 7th side, everything else falls into place.
Pride (navy blue)
Mr. Logan āI donāt think Iām always right. I know Iām always rightā Sanders
Sloth (lavender)
Virgil, the Son, ācanāt fail if you donāt tryā / āletās go back to bed at 2pmā
Gluttony (pastel blue)
Padre Patton, the epitome of indulgence, whether itās in cookies, leftovers, pets, comfortable clothing, guilt, or nostalgia.
Greed (gold)
Deceit, whoās Primary Function is to put Thomas first.Ā āYou want that stuff that makes you happy, right?!ā
Lust (red)
āDo Iā¦āĀ Roman, Mr. Romance himself, who would kill for a valentine and throw all caution to the wind to rekindle an old flame.
Envy (green)
And Remus, the discarded twin, hated, rejected, left in the dark.Ā Denied everything his brother takes for granted.
So, what does that leave for Orange?Ā Wrath, of course.Ā We knew it all along.
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You want a long theory? HEREās A LONG FREAKIN THEORY. Ā
To build off an earlier post of mine here, I believe we can reverse engineer the function of the next Side by analyzing the roles of the current known Sides in the context of their correlating sin. Ā Iāve included some flower meanings based on the shirt release but couldnāt identify them all from the photos available. Ā Please reach out to me if you have identified all the flowers.
Pride!Logan
Logic / Craves Stability / Reaction to adversity is to Double down
Logan is proud, but not about just anything. Ā He values intelligence, critical thinking, and the lofty goals of exploration: re: the astronomy class hype, and āwhat really is at the bottom of the ocean?ā He prides himself in being right 100% of the time and utilizes information to do so. Ā
When he missuses the word āinfinitesimalā it is devastating to him. Ā It is brought up repeatedly in subsequent episodes and culminates in him feeling like one mistake will prevent him from ever being taken seriously again. He hates being wrong, because he believes that if heās wrong, C!Thomas will literally fail at life, becoming destitute and homeless. Ā The stakes are real. Ā
He needs to ensure success, which is why he first pushes C!Thomas to pursue more traditional careers. Ā His arc is about accepting that success in life can take on different forms.
Sloth!Virgil
Anxiety (Paranoia) / Reaction to adversity is to Give up
Virgil is often seen promoting activities that would be considered lazy, i.e. going back to bed in the middle of the day, staying home when they could go out, doing less work, trying fewer new things. Ā His makeup is a dramatized symbol for lack of sleep. Ā There are multiple instances showing him reluctant to spend more time even just in the presence of the other Sides; āNow Iām gonna go be cool, somewhere else.ā Ā Ducking out is the pinnacle of sloth.
But sloth as a behavior is just a symptom of the actual condition: social anxiety and mild paranoia. Check out my short paranoia theory here. Ā Virgil resorts to inaction as a defense against feeling insecure about something. Wanted to go to that party, but youāre too nervous to talk to new people? Ā Well, actually, just stay in. Ā Itās safer and you need your rest. Ā
Thatās why Virgilās arc is not about finding the motivation to do things; that would only work if laziness was the true problem. Ā Instead, his arc is about learning to think through fears and overcome them, so C!Thomas can do what he actually wants, which is to be more social. Ā
Gluttony!Patton
Morality / Flower: Blue Forget-me-not / Craves Community / Reaction to Adversity is to Fake-it-til-you-make-it
Patton is about cravings. Food, pets, friends; he wants it all. Heās about enjoying everything life has to offer, gosh-darn the consequences. Ā He wants friends so badly heās consistently willing to sacrifice his own well-being to put them first. Ā The concept of morality often focuses on giving instead of receiving. Ā Itās a way to prove to them that heās a good friend, and therefore worth keeping around. Ā What seems like sacrifice is actually a careful prioritization of his favorite thing to indulge in: acceptance. Ā Being happy all the time is not just a show for the other Sides, itās for C!Thomasā friends as well. Ā People donāt want to be around someone whoās sad, right? Ā Gotta be happy, so they stick around. Ā
Forget-me-nots are about happy memories and we already know Patton is a sucker for nostalgia. Ā One of his favorite things are memories, so he goes to extreme lengths to make lots of good memories with his friends. Ā Pattonās arc will ultimately be Not about diminishing his craving for friendship but realizing that he can be his most authentic self without losing them. Ā He can loosen the rules that he internalized. Ā Real friendship does not require perfection. Ā
Greed!Deceit
Self-Preservation / Flower: Yellow Sunflower / Reaction to adversity is Sowing Discord
Deceit, like Logan, is also focused on C!Thomasā success. Ā The difference is, he could not care less what that success looks like, only that C!Thomas gets it. Ā Where Logan is all about careful planning and preparedness, Deceit is about taking risks and seizing opportunities. Ā How can C!Thomas get the most out of life? Ā No, donāt worry about other people. Ā There is only C!Thomas. Ā
Deceitās objective is to eliminate the consequences of C!Thomasā mistakes and increase the rewards for his effort. Ā He will do whatever it takes, whether thatās coaching C!Thomas to lie to others, or to be more honest with himself. Ā His stance is that since our society is built on lies, we should be willing to use lies to navigate it. Ā Deceit believes that if C!Thomas is honest to himself about what he wants, heāll pursue it even at the risk of losing people along the way. Ā Simply put, Deceit must learn that no one makes it alone. Ā The sunflower symbolizes false riches, and this explains why Deceitās assumption is wrong. Ā We all depend on others to reach our full potential, and a world where C!Thomas has gained everything by discarding or disadvantaging others is one C!Thomas wouldnāt want to live in. Ā Itās more difficult, but itās worth it in the end to work with other people instead of around them. Ā
Lust!Roman
Creativity / Flower: Red Rose / Reaction to adversity is Denial
Itās easy to see that Roman is all about finding that special someone. Ā Red roses symbolize love. Ā Heās dashing, brave, and often combats mythical creatures, not for fun (although it is fun), but to prove his manliness to a potential mate! Ā But this Side is actually one of the most complicated. He believes himself to be the most handsome Side, and he better be, because it is his duty to secure the end-all-be-all of C!Thomasā life: romantic love. Ā Someone to spend your life with, grow old with. Ā The initial conflict between Roman and Anxiety is entirely because having Anxiety around would theoretically lower his chances of securing a relationship. Ā Once he saw that Anxiety could do what needed to be done in āAccepting Anxietyā, he was able to let go of that worry.
But remember, Roman is also about Self-Love. Ā The creativity that he pumps out isnāt art for artās sake; itās to bring himself joy and to fill that hole in his heart with some kind of excitement. Ā If he canāt throw all his passion at a person, heāll throw it onto the stage. Ā Thatās why each time his work is criticized, heās confronted with the fear that itās all just a distraction anyway. Ā Yes, he is objectively good at acting and enjoys it, but part of C!Thomas uses all these creative projects to feel something he isnāt getting anywhere else.
The Roman angst dates aaaall the way back to the Valentineās Day Episode, wherein C!Thomas decided that platonic love was important to acknowledge, too. Ā Roman had already stated in the first episode that he would focus on loving himself. Ā But maybe on that particular Valentineās day, C!Thomas stopped trying so hard to find romance. Ā Maybe he fell back on what he already had, the love of his friends, and thought to himself, this could be enough. Ā And each time an opportunity to feel true passion comes up again, C!Thomas rejects it. First when trying to rekindle things with the ex-boyfriend, then with the big call-back. Ā C!Thomas is putting his love life on hold to deal with other things right now, and itās wearing on Roman. Ā
The worst part is that itās entirely possible, maybe even likely, that Roman (and therefore C!Thomas) isnāt sure what will happen once heās found someone. Ā RE: Episode #1 ā his greatest fear is rejection. Ā
In āAm I Original?ā C!Thomas states that if he only ever listened to Roman, he would be setting himself up for heartbreak. Ā Thatās why Roman makes the final ruling in the court room. Ā Thatās why he quietly accepts it every time they make a decision away from love (with impromptu exceptions ā āPICK IT UP!ā). Ā He both wants and fears love at the same time. Ā Romanās arc isnāt really about what he needs to do differently, but about what C!Thomas needs to let him do for himself. Ā His stories arenāt about him getting his way and then finding out he took it too far. Theyāre about him not getting anything at all. Ā Once he gets the green light from C!Thomas, he will do what heās always done; Throw caution to the wind in the pursuit of love. Ā
Envy!Remus
Creativity / Flower: Green Dahlia / Reaction to adversity is Acting out for Attention
All the āDarkā Sides were pushed away for one reason or another, but it seems to hit Remus particularly hard. Ā Itās not fair that his brother should be chosen over him. Ā He considers himself not even just as good as Roman, but in many ways better at being creative! Ā His range is limitless, and he is confident in his abilities, unlike his brother. Ā He should be the main Creativity, not that crybaby! Ā
Remus tries over and over again to make C!Thomas notice him. Ā He gives everything heās got into each new idea, hoping that this one will be āthe oneā to earn him C!Thomasā recognition, but it never does. Ā Remus embodies envy. Ā It is his driving force; ALL he wants is consideration for his ideas. Ā
Since Remus feels envious, C!Thomas does too. Ā If Remus wants to reach new heights of fame, so must C!Thomas! Ā From Remusā standpoint, Roman isnāt getting the job done, so heāll just have to keep throwing idea-after-horrifying-idea at C!Thomas until he gets through to the man. Ā
Wrath!X?
Now for the hard part: figuring out whatās missing. Ā (You can check out my earlier Anger Theory here.)
Letās summarize how the other Sides use their traits real quick:
Logan is proud of his intelligence that he uses to gain financial security.
Virgil is slothful as a result of his desire to feel safe.
Patton is gluttonous as the result of his goal to make C!Thomas feel happiness and enjoy life in the moment.
Deceit is greedy as a result of his goal to help C!Thomas navigate this world and come out on top.
Roman is lustful as a result of his goal to secure a loving, stable relationship for C!Thomas.
Remus is envious as a result of his goal to get C!Thomas to make a lasting mark on the world like so many have before.
For most of the Sides, the sin is directly related to the Sidesā function. Ā Itās their method of achieving their goals. Ā But there appears to be an outlier. Ā Logan seems different. Ā He doesnāt need to be proud in order to be intelligent, at least on the surface. Ā But, maybe thatās not true. Ā Maybe if he didnāt feel proud when he learned new things, he would have no motivation to seek out information in the first place. Ā Therefore, pride is essential to Loganās function. Ā
All the Sides rely on their sin to accomplish their goals. Ā They first have a goal, a job that they are supposed to complete for C!Thomas. Ā Then, the sin is their method of executing that job. Ā The function of the Side comes before the sin. Ā
So, if wrath is the means, what is the goal? Ā What does C!Thomas need to be angry about in order to accomplish it?
What are all the instances where we see C!Thomas (not the individual Sides) get mad, even a little?
TOAwLS - C!Thomas gets frustrated with Anxiety popping up even when nothingās wrong.
TMvTH - C!Thomas gets mad at Logan and Patton for pelting him with conflicting goals.
GU - C!Thomas acts mad at Patton for dreaming too much, but really, heās lashing out at Patton because the others are pushing him too far in the other direction. Ā
MOP2 - C!Thomas rudely disregards Logan for disrupting nostalgia-time.
SVS - C!Thomas gets mad at himself for considering lying to his friends.
If weāre being honest, this is a short list, and some of these donāt even really qualify as anger. Ā Heās more just kind of experiencing frustration as he works through things. Ā The most angry he gets is when it affects real people in his life; Lee and Mary Leeās wedding. Ā He feels terrible about it, but heās angry for two reasons here. Ā First, that the scheduling conflict even exists, because itās denying him an important opportunity. Ā Second, because the situation caused him to confront a truth about himself that heās never been comfortable with.
But we have one more example to work with; the Aside. Ā In ATHD? - C!Thomas got mad at Rico for past feelings that werenāt even specifically against C!Thomas. Ā We donāt see it, but we see the effects. Ā C!Thomas is so angry with himself for lashing out, and it tells us that heās had a lot of anger before that he never released. Ā Anger about being in the closet when he was younger. Ā There are plenty of hints in the episode on this theme:
Roman calls C!Thomas a snowflake.
This shot from the movie: āYou must learn to control it. Ā Fear will be your enemy.ā
And most importantly, the lines āDonāt let them in, donāt let them seeā. Ā Patton did purposely sing those lines of the Frozen song āLet it goā, which has often been correlated to coming out of the closet, because that was directly tied to the theme of the premier Aside. Ā
C!Thomas had so conditioned himself to defend his sexuality that even the mention of past prejudice was enough to set him off, causing him to overreact in the situation with Rico. He was transported back to a time when he was still closeted, afraid to come out because of people like Ricoās younger self. Ā Now that heās older, he feels anger toward the people he knew back then, and he took that anger out on Rico.Ā Ā
Letās take a step back for a second. Ā What is C!Thomasā ultimate goal for himself? Ā Balance. And what is C!Thomasā ultimate goal for others? Ā Love and understanding.
C!Thomas got as angry as he did because this isnāt just about him anymore. Ā The prejudice that he remembered and was reacting to is something that people continue to face all the time. Ā As much as he struggled, heās empathetic enough to know that others must be struggling, too, and his anger at Rico was actually anger at prejudice. Ā
When the last Side is revealed, it will signal that the arc is closing and the series will eventually be coming to an end. Ā Will the series have made its mark? Ā Way back in IIADS!!, Anxiety unintentionally suggested, āusing your platform to positively affect your audience the same way Disney did with youā Ā Itās not just about C!Thomas anymore. Ā Itās about you. Ā Us. Ā
The biggest effect C!Thomas could have on his audience is self-actualization; becoming the most he can be and doing the most good for others that he possibly can. Ā Prejudice is an issue that has personally affected him and clearly affects his audience. Ā Fighting prejudice is a cause worth getting angry about, WORTH showing a little wrath.
Logan and Virgil have affected how C!Thomas takes in information. Ā Deceit and Patton affect how he moves through that world. Ā Roman and Remus affect how he wants his work to be seen on a personal level. Ā But Wrath will be how C!Thomas affects the world at large. Ā Wrath will lead the charge for affecting real change. Ā Wrath will close out the series and launch a generation of inspired viewers to go out into their own worlds and fight for their freedoms. Ā Wrath will be our hero.
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Thanks so much for reading! This has gone on long enough, so Iām adding some bonus theories in the links below tomorrow with other things I noticed during the research for this post. Ā Hope you enjoyed it!
Why Virgil has been hostile toward Patton in recent episodes. Ā
Virgilās arc is not one that tackles all problems of anxiety at once. It tackles them one at a time, and the smaller ones are easier to deal with. Ā The issue heās facing right now is huge. Ā He is being hostile toward Patton because he and Patton had become so close. Patton is the Side that Virgil most fears losing if the āDarkā Sides arenāt accepted. Ā
Virgil backed himself into a corner after the court episode when he told C!Thomas, āDonāt let him, or any of his āfriendsā stick around that long, ever again.ā Ā The others were quick to agree. Ā But, knowing himself to be one of those āDarkā Sides, he still believes that if push came to shove, he would be lumped in with them again and relegated to the hidden recesses of C!Thomasā mind, never to be welcomed by the āLightā Sides again.
So, Virgil goes into self-destruct mode. Ā He pushes at Patton to both distance himself and test the limits of their bond. Ā Will he still consider me family if I do this? What about this? Ā Pattonās rules of behavior are in conflict with Deceitās, despite Patton still being friendly with him, and Patton hated and feared Remus, intense feelings which have only just begun to lessen. Ā Based on the earlier analysis of Gluttony!Patton trying to accumulate as many friends as possible, the Side heās most at odds with is the one that always wants to stay home and hide⦠Virgil. Ā
Patton wasnāt present for the reveal, but itās only a matter of time until he finds out (remember that in Virgilās mind, this was a well-kept secret) and his feelings toward Virgil could change. Ā In Virgilās mind, that change is a guarantee. Ā Virgil is terrified of losing Patton, so he snaps at him in order to feel like at least heāll be in control of the loss when it happens. Ā It will have been his own doing and he can live with that decision. He canāt live with the idea of being vulnerable, of Patton rejecting him just for being one of āthemā. Ā
Patton, for his part in all this, has struggled so many times now for how he treats Virgil, he doesnāt know what to try next. Ā Heās in a holding pattern, waiting for something to react to.