#gluerp

       joshua blaine lemon ϟ twenty-one ϟ harvard pre-law

about: tallahassee born and bred ϟ nightmare in a snapback ϟ probably has no real business going to harvard but his father and his father before him are rich n legacy so here we are ϟ really wanted to be a pro skateboarder but daddy threatened to cut him off ϟ so now he “totally could’ve gone pro if he wanted 2 bro” ϟ a “u up?” king ϟ vapes indoors and posts it all on his ig story ϟ calls himself a feminist but still doesn’t quite know wtf that means (just found out referring to women as females is offensive) ϟ once accidentally sent “wyd beautiful??” in a group dm of 27 girls and got roasted to high heaven ϟ so fckin stupid but somehow does okay in his classes ϟ cheating suspected ϟ never misses a party, kickback, or rave tbh ϟ just genuinely the worst

johnathan brier / 26, journalist @ the cambridge chronicle

quick blurb: born and raised in good ol yonder sackville, new brunswick, canada / hated every moment of it and was that kid in class that everyone forgot existed / teachers always talked about how much potential he had, and he capitalized on that so-called potential as early as he could, moving to the states to go college at boston university / he studied journalism, having always found solace in words and the fact that he might not be able to do something personally, but he could certainly use his words for something / graduated from bu in 2014 and has been... notoriously unemployed since, applying at every semi-reputable newspaper near and far and finding nothing but disappointment / he thought better of himself, but when he was offered a job at the local newspaper in cambridge, he took it / this isn’t what he imagined for himself when he left ol yonder sackville, and he’s determined to get out... even if that means attaching him to the newest shitfest drama going down at harvard - the stupid-ass dean’s list / scrappy, smart, sort of rough around the edges and gruff / not here to make friends / doesn’t intend on staying in cambridge for long so get him while u can lads

needs: friends? probably people he plays pool and very americanly watches football with at the bar idk / maybe a group of people at the chronicle - the more interested they actually are in working there the better, so they can try and get his snooty ass to calm down / possibly former classmates at bu? maybe a serious girlfriend from back then that he abruptly broke things off with when he graduated and assumed he’d be working at the post in a few weeks! / random hookups? / anything else u can think of!

juliet “jet” solo / 22, clout goddess

quick blurb: grew up with no dad and a shitty mom (and people wonder why she’s got so many issues!) / shared everything with her sister growing up, bickered with her constantly and honestly still does when they make time to actually see each other / basically an extension of the o’malley family, she’s attached herself to them pretty closely - even living in the shitty, rundown apartment over their bar / has next to no talents outside of being trashy-but-cute and flirting and rapping busta rhymes’ verse on look at me now / got lucky when she fell into the “vlog squad” group because she would be doing god knows what for money without their clout and followers! / thinks she’s a rapper but most people only listen to her soundcloud to roast it / brash and devoid of any kind of filter / smokes too much weed and never leaves the house without her juul / an actual degenerate

freida “freddie” copeland, 24, haley lu richardson - she’s a cambridge native born and bred, harvard legacy and daughter of like a filthy rich banker father and cold martini weilding mother. freddie was always the black sheep of the family even as a kid with a run in her panty hose and scuffed mary janes. she was the tomboy who was always getting chastised for making her dad’s business partners kids cry at playdates when she was trying to practice her sweet wwe moves on them. she brought even more #shame to her family dropping out of harvard half way through sophmore year because she fucking hated every minute of it and opened up a little comic book store called ‘gutters & panels’ that doubles as a safe space for teens and lgbtq youth to hang out and do their homework and the like! the store is like constantly on the verge of shutting down especially with skyrocketing rent and an asshole landlord but she’s not going down without a fight!! she’s got a big heart and bigger mouth that’s always getting her in trouble, but also out of trouble (”my greatest weakness is that i always lose my purse but my greatest strength is that i always find it”) she’s boisterous, freespirited and independent to a fault but it does get under her skin that she’s the odd man out in her family.  needs: i would love a sibling for her, preferably the golden child, whether they love that or hate that is entirely up to you but i’d love that dynamic tbh. people who work at the store with her, um give me like a chain bookstore across the street for a dumb ‘punk ass book jockey’ rivalry situation, friends from high school and harvard before she dropped out, an ex-boyfriend who was like please stop wrestling me all the time and wrote a dramatic r/relationships post about it but didn’t use a throwaway leading to the dumbest break up of all time. 

patrick o’malley, 22 - just a wee irish lad who works at a bartender at his parent’s bar which is a cambridge institution. most used phrase is ‘what’s the craic?’ don’t ever give him the aux cord because he’ll just start bumping the les mis soundtrack. chronic underachiever who struggled all through school but his teachers still loved him because he’s just a nice, charming kid. is really content to just take over the family business. catch him wearing harvard sweaters and pretending he goes there to flirt with cute girls at the bar, but then again he’s also obsessed with the degenerate who lives in the apartment above the bar and spends all of his tip money on buying her drinks to which his parents are like “u absolute fuckin eejit” 

needs: the rest of his siblings (you can find the rec here), friends from school and around town, anyone who knows his siblings would know him because he lives to shamelessly insert himself in their lives, i would love a past relationship for him where they just broke up a couple months ago after probably being together for like two or three years and both are moving on in super messy ways, wouldn’t be romantic but i think it would be fun! 

odette parker, 20 - retired gymnast who almost went pro, now is part of the crimson and ofc #18 on the “dean’s list” which makes her want to frankly put her head in the oven given her already low self-esteem. grew up in kansas, with a controlling stage mom and was raised to be a total nightmare diva. she’s trying to be better now but is still something of a narcissist. think eleanor shellstrop big time, along with being a disaster bi. probably cheated on her sats and has no real business going to harvard but it makes everyone else at home #seethe. that girl who takes a million selfies of herself w the lark filter bc photography is her passion~~ and somehow got stuck with the hand model who won’t leave her the fuck alone but she’s also kind of hot so it’s chill but not THAT much hotter than her that justifies her being #18

needs: her crimson gals, someone to beat up because how the fuck is she #18?!?!?!?!

                                         ☼   gwen harvey  ☼

                 [ twenty one / business econ student / #5 on the deans list] 

california girl with too much money and a flake for a mother / no one is really sure how she got into harvard in the first place / was it nepotism? was it the exorbitant money her family donates every year to wield over peoples heads? was it her fathers golden age ties to the university? did they actually buy the university as rumored? no one is sure / has never applied herself a day in her life and is constantly flying by the seat of her pants / kind of like a head rush in human form / longtime member of the crimson, wore lacy underwear for a meet once and has no regrets / really has it in her head she’ll own a business one day despite once having tried to dial someones phone number on a calculator / went on a bender after some bad decision making (sleeping with your best friends boyfriend? check. getting pregnant from said encounter? check) / then got shuttled away secretly to a rehab during summer break. told everyone she went to france. people probably thought she died / came back trying to Prove Herself / the three e’s: effervescent. erratic. enamoring / annoyingly likable despite never seeming to need to do much / throws around money like its nothing because she thinks it’ll make people love her / has been rumor mill fodder for years / acts first, thinks later / seems to know everyone on a first name basis / the girl always singing the loudest from the backseat

peter dumont twenty-one, a layabout, twitter, nick robinson  aka suspect #1 aka the guy who was in the wrong place at the wrong time

peter is that guy who:

actually enjoys math

calls pants “trousers” even though he is extremely american

treats women like Queens

eats cereal for dinner at least twice a week

doesn’t know how to ride a bike

makes the worst dad jokes you’ll ever hear

has zero direction in life but doesn’t want to end up working a dead end job

can’t cook for his life (see above cereal comment)

still thinks his harvard acceptance was a mistake

used to be nationally ranked at chess

hates discussing simulation theory but will point out glitches in the matrix

forgets to buy napkins

can hum all of the la la land soundtrack pretty well

he needs:

a future love interest??? maybe something dramatic or a friends to lover type thing. he was just dumped by a girl on the cheerleading team (rosie) so he’s feelin pretty down about it. and even more down about the fact that everyone’s pointing their fingers at him :(

some siblings/cousins - give us the dumont fam!!!

MARINA SANTOS (23)

~ belle lucia

grew up in a very well off family and has never had to work a day in her life / has gotten everything the easy way / thus turns every minor inconvenience into a mountain / enjoys making a scene / full time political science major at harvard / part time social media influencer and member of the vlog squad / would prefer it to be the other way round / honestly would just prefer to be famous for no reason / why couldn’t she just be a kardashian???? / #10 on the dean’s list / low key mad about it because she’s ‘like, way above average’ / high key pretending to be chill about it