#gloverims

You search up the definition of country bumpkin and you will so Gloves. He moved in from out rural and dear god he does not know what he's doing

Half-Rims is a city boy and thank god he is because gloves needs help

They live together in an apartment btw!

Gloves is the only reason Half-Rim is mentally stable and still alive

They play games together a lot but both of them get really annoyed when they lose in Mario Kart

Their house is usually the location for Team Gloves Movie/Games Night

Gloves does cleaning really really fast and Half-Rim has to go back and get the bits he missed

Half-Rim is surprisingly really good at cleaning, Gloves does the cooking

Gloves loves stargazing and although he occasionally does it in the city even with directed lights it's not the same

Stargazing is one of the few things Gloves prefers doing on his own because in the city he's gotta get high up and he doesn't like Half-Rim going near rooftop edges

Doesn't really matter anyway though because after Gloves forced his bf to have a normal sleep schedule for months on end Half-Rim can barely stay up late on movie nights as it is

They've both got the same reckless streak (this is borderline canon with the way Half-rim goes in unnecessarily)

Do not give Half-Rim a Sting Ray. Give that man a sting ray and you awaken a desire to kill that rivals that of mt Vesuvius. No one is getting out alive

Gloves gets unnecessarily incensed whenever he loses in Smash and Half-Rim uses this to his full advantage.

Half-Rim is just generally a tease. Gloves is okay with it because he'd rather be teased than see his boyfriend sad

Half-Rim fell first, Gloves fell harder, but you'd never know because the caretaker instinct in Gloves is so strong he basically acted like Half-Rim's boyfriend when they met

Half-Rim has. Terrible cold resistance. Can't stay warm for shit. Luckily Gloves is just one of those people who's somehow warm all the time despite being cold-blooded

They own. So Many Blankets. Holy Shit you two why do you have so many blankets in your house.

Along with being intolerant to the cold, Half-Rim's also not really used to storms since they don't hit the city all that often, so whenever they do get the occasional inclement weather he's pretty much stuck to Gloves. Yes he's afraid of thunder

Gloves, being a rural kid, has had his fair share of inclement weather and finds it a little bit funny that Half-Rim is so scared of it (but comforts him anyway)

Both of them can't lift for shit

Half-Rim also has really sensitive hearing which is part of why he uses a charger all the time. Sometimes though that backfires so Gloves lends him his headphones so he can deal with the sound

Gloves is a karaoke king but Half-Rim will never join him no matter how much he asks

Surprisingly, Half-Rim is a pretty decent singer, he just has vocal anxiety (wym I'm projecting)

Yall know the band Caravan Palace? That's pretty much Half-Rim's taste in music when he's not collecting surviving human music. Gloves generally just likes whatever's mainstream and he has to defend himself from being called basic all the time