#glitchupdates

Hellborn (except goetia), a sinner, or an overlord you can’t get along with? How unfortunate. For them.

All it takes is a little payment—and someone clever enough to lead you to the Nocturne Archives in the Ring of Pride. After that? We take care of everything.

We don’t do “fixed prices.” Problems aren’t identical, so why should fees be? Every issue must be handled with its own methods! Half upfront. Extras along the way. The rest when the problem is no longer… a problem.

We don’t just eliminate targets—we erase them. Completely. Professionally. Permanently.

From covert removals to crime scene cleanups, elegant threats to very special deliveries; whatever is dirty, delicate, or deniable—that’s our business.

Don’t know who’s troubling you? How adorable~ We do!

We don’t care what you are—hellborn, sinner, or overlord. Your status means nothing here. Your payment—and the usefulness of your information—means everything.

And as a small privilege: All your digital troubles… will be “fixed” by the Glitch Demon himself, even if you lack money—so long as you have a good offer.

Clean. Precise. Affordable.

Nocturne Archives, trust us for the missions that must remain in the dark!

NO NEED TO COME TO THE OFFICE ANYMORE!

We now take requests online! If there’s someone in Hell who needs to be erased, simply write it in the questions section of this blog and claim a full 20% discount!

Of course, you must provide detailed information about the arrangement.

Is someone going to die? A delivery to be made? Did you mess things up and need help? If someone is to die—who are they? Or are you receiving threats and don’t know from whom? We want to know everything.

As for payment—whether it’s money (and how much) or another kind of deal—we need to hear your offer.

Remember: Trust us to keep your darkest mistakes hidden in the shadows.

I noticed something today

My thoughts aren't coming in order

There are gaps between them

And in those gaps