#gleeunionstart

“it’s midnight and maddox is actually asleep, the cats are sleeping in their little corner, and i’ve gotten a shower in and am cuddled up next to my baby daddy on the couch. i’m the most relaxed i’ve been in like a hot second.”

Perks about coming home, i get to see one of my favorites brothers, and have my mom’s home cooking, and my dogs. down side...i left my favorite pair of shoes in LA and thats a first world problem isn’t it?

gotta say I love when my last costumer finished up right at nine so i could actually close and get home at a reasonable time. Now maybe i can catch up on my stranger things rewatch that i’ve fallen asleep to the past like three night.

“i would really like to know why i have a playlist on my spotify called ‘songs i’ve beat you in a dance battle to’ with a winky face at the end. actually, no, i know the answer to that and i’m gonna make up for all seven of these ls by kicking his ass. i can’t decide what i’m more salty about, the playlist itself or the fact that ‘cyclone’ by baby bash is at the top of it, and that i actually lost to my number one hoe song. also, i’m changing the account password.”

@machinegunbrie: things i fully recommend doing: choreographing to 'i just can't wait to be king' in your kitchen at midnight for small children.