#glasscreature

[broken links updated 2/22/2025] 

omg i’m so sorry this is like. two months late probably i’m shit at answering asks but here u go (also this is the post in question):

told conan that he’s been with men, thinks brad pitt is hot, and considers himself a 6 on a scale of 1 (straight) to 10 (gay) right after his wife just had their first child

leaned onto his hand when a guy came up to the microphone to ask a question at comic con and interrupted before he could even start talking to say “what’s up beefcake?” [updated link]

said the dennis sex doll’s face is not what he looks like sucking dick

wore a $14 shirt from hot topic to a red carpet premiere of his own show [updated link, see also here and here]

said doing theater gave him opportunities with guys and girls, said “do I want a cock today?” and then in the same sentence as calling himself straight, said “you can have it all” in reference to both women and men

went to juilliard

listed the homosexual undertones in everything they say and do as his favorite running thing on sunny [updated link]

[to rob] “we were talking about what a wonderful lover you are and how caring you are afterwards” - this one’s in a loveline podcast that’s since been taken down, my friend listened to it and transcribed this and a few other parts but i’m not sure where she listened to it

got a comment about dick sucking advice directed at him during an interview instead of kaitlin, the straight woman who was sitting right next to him - same as the previous one, here’s the full quote: 

interviewer: “be aware that if a guy does meth and you swallow his semen you will test positive in a drug test, okay glenn?”

kait: “yeah glenn”

glenn: “i’ll keep that in mind”

responded to someone asking if coffee town was the first time he ever kissed a man by yelling NO, no, no, no, and then not elaborating beyond saying he hadn’t kissed men on sunny

said on tv that being gay is reflective of most people

was completely unfazed by a hot interviewer whose titties were so out that rob and charlie were avoiding looking at her and instead looked her dead in the eyes and asked if she agreed that some actor was a beefcake

listed sixteen candles and mulholland drive as movies that changed his life [updated link]

listened to sufjan stevens [link is still correct but the tweet he was replying to was deleted so you’re just going to have to trust me]

named his cat ninjabean at the age of 27

said the name dick wolf made him think of “a man constantly hungry for dick” to which the interviewer replied that it was a rorschach test, absolutely dragging him through the mud [updated link]

wrote the words “drinky poo” in an actual script for his actual television show [updated link]

bill hader laughing

in cruel summer when taylor screams HE LOOKS UP GRINNING LIKE A DEVIL—

hammocks and being in hammocks and using hammocking as a verb

fearsome critters of american lumberjack folklore fame.... #FurryTrout

oh bro. ok. skam holds such a special place in my heart im honored. i watch it in a controversial way called “i only watch the gay season of each remake” so i will recommend accordingly. i dont know very much ab the other seasons AND the gay seasons always stand on their own. this got kinda long so i’m putting it under a read more

me: im gonna be out of the country me: also im a homo

NO FOR REAL HE'S LIKE SO MISOGYNIST AND HOMOPHOBIC.... sorry but "who's the woman in the relationship" please fucking perish!

this is about richard e grant

oh this is lovely…

1. being able to lie in bed all day without responsibilities

2. language/linguistics things… funny little diacritics, interesting sentence structures, hearing a person speak in another language etc

3. running around with friends and being wild and teenager-y

4. walking around the old buildings downtown (or just being downtown in general)