May 19, 2025
i am delighting myself with the thought of an alternate universe vers of tedesco, who never became a cardinal but instead remained on his family farm, appearing in the middle of the vatican in place of cardinal tedesco. where is cardinal tedesco? who knows. who cares. there are people treating goffredo like fucking royalty. he's got a kitchen full of food, nuns cleaning up after him, a giant fucking palace. he's never going back. ever.
except they kinda expect him to know latin and give mass and get into theological debates. lucky he's always been a quick study.
the bigger problem, the unavoidable one, might just be. well. the pope. :/
#benitez: who is this man and where did the *real* goffredo go?!#lawrence is just relieved that tedesco seems to have stopped causing trouble in the media#and goffredo has recently discovered vaping which solidifies his decision to remain in this strange world#meanwhile cardinal tedesco at the ye olde family farm expected to shove his hand up a cow during a birthing: that’s it im Killing myself#glan#benitesco#conclave au#cardinal tedesco#conclave#cardinal yaoi
