the psychology behind me being scared of showing affection to my new group of friends especially because they’re all at least five years older than me. How can I not think of you when I see a cheetah print flower on pinterest after gifting you a cheetah print swimsuit for your birthday last week?

I can’t believe that the most iPhone faces ever, have taken part into the movie adaptation of The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, what has happened to castings?!

stole my brother’s headphones with the most amazing sound ever so I can listen to men whimper (and Michael Jackson but they’re basically the same thing)

I miss you Mike please come back to us

Jimmy Fallon I had faith in you. You spoke up against ice and the trump administration (and so on) yet you still had the guts to invite a rapist on your show. Fucking congrats

If there is one thing I hate it’s men with anger issues. It does not make you look tuff nor broken. It just makes me want to slap some control into your fucking face and behave like a man not a fuckass child throwing a tantrum

It cracks me up how in Michael Jackson fanfics whenever Diana Ross is mentioned she’s put in the trigger warning section