#ginger pete

That's my local minicab firm.

For our uniform- surely we can accessorise...

Maybe the British public who view me think: oh look at that twat, he's desperate for attention. People do think that about me 'cause of the way I dress, I'm desperate for attention. But it's actually quite the opposite. It's a reality for me. If attention is one of the side effects, so be it.

The trouble is that people are all too ready to jump to conclusions about anybody who they think looks a bit strange. [...] Over the years I’ve had to learn how to deal with people who refuse to take me seriously. That’s where I learnt the blunt side of my character. [𝟏𝟗𝟖𝟒]

The main thing is to be prepared. - The main thing is to accessorise. - It is! Because if I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail lookin' like I want to.

It's time for a break now and I'm off to give my husband a blow job.

I'm known in the public eye more for my sojourns into cosmetic surgery than any record that I've ever made, which is really quite fine by me.