Cersei and Jaime is what you get if Ianthe had learned the lyctor reveal and been like YESSSS Coronabeth this is everything we’ve been waiting for <3 and then ate her
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Cersei and Jaime is what you get if Ianthe had learned the lyctor reveal and been like YESSSS Coronabeth this is everything we’ve been waiting for <3 and then ate her

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i’m sure someone has caught this already, but i’m relistening to the gid9 audiobook, and i just noticed the bit when harrow talks about her parents’ genocide in order to conceive her, that the thanergy generated from the infants’ deaths alone would have been enough to destroy a planet. for some reason, infanticide always is.
...what do you want to bet that john gaius’s infant finger bones crown is his memento from the infants used to, idk, undo earth prime?
I keep going back and forth on this because lbr “Barbie as the epitome of everything wrong with society and consumerism and body image” is pretty played out as a concept but there really is something soooooooooooo about God creating a person not in his own image but in the image of what corporations told him a person should be
the only place where the tridentarii to lannister comparison falls short is that cersei would have eaten jaime and they both would have been so weird about it
Oh my god an Anders and Merrill lyctors dynamic is hilarious tho. DON’T ask me who God is in this scenario or any other details of this as an AU

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What is the locked tomb about? What are your opinions about it? And does it have ehl gee bee tees ? I've been meaning to read it but I think I'm like really lost about it hehe. Thanks!
the locked tomb is about the experience that comes about in every girl’s life when she tries to escape the space death cult she’s indentured to but instead makes a deal with her rival and enemy to help her become god’s bodyguard, but then WHOOPS there’s a MURDER MYSTERY in a horrible puzzle house filled with intriguing weirdos. it is very good and extremely funny and smart but also very weird and I think works best on a reread imo. i recommend it! (and yes there are so many ehl gee bee tees)
oh are we supposed to think of john/god/the emperor as a bad guy. like i guess he committed some atrocities but also i think he’s neat