#ghosturza

"Alright, just tell me if you're some sort of undead mastermind or something because this is definitely not the sort of area where you want to be making evil plans."

What are you talking about? I just have a new armor set on. 

Elspeth and the scroll were simply not made for each other. The same applies to Urza and the sword. Also, the things a person would have to do to consummate a relationship with a sword would break thirteen laws and possibly six others.

I am not against a relationship a between a man and an inanimate object, especially an inanimate object of learning and knowledge. However, if Urza attempts certain activities with the scroll, he should take precautions to make sure the scroll is not damaged.

"Even more people Desco doesn't know..."

The interview with a pineapple Youkai had been going splendidly, as far as the Tengu could tell; she was pleasant, enthusiastic, and honest, and Daichi's questions were finding all the right moments to come to fruition. Perhaps the patron god of puns didn't appreciate that one, or maybe the player simply rolled a 1, but the pen in the reporter's hand suddenly twisted as it flew across the page, and he couldn't keep control of it. Like a very small car accident, the pen rolled and slid uncontrollably, bending Daichi's finger into an unnatural angle. The sound of a hollow bone being snapped in half could be heard, and was soon followed by a yelp of pain and embarrassment.

I REFUSE TO GET IN BETWEEN THE BEAUTIFUL MARRIAGE THAT IS URZA AND SCROLL.

(If you've replied and I'm actually the one who owes you then please tell me. If I still need to make a starter for you then notify me.)