#ghostlysand

“Oh me, oh my! Looks like I just got a TAD bit carried away there! But how COULDN’T I!? You’re just soooo-oooOOOOooOOoOo DREAMY!”

Ah, how fun this had become. It had been ages since he met another ghost outside of the Gehenna and this one had to be the most amusing yet. It fancied itself as above him due to its material possessions and its tomb, both of which were as lavish as any human could dream of. They clung to it as if it were their home itself and were so viciously protective of it that Casper couldn’t even dare look at it without drawing the other’s ire. It was cute and it was adorable, but above all it was so silly and sad that the Overlord of the Gehenna was on the verge of laughing and crying at the same time.

He was dead, was he not? What a fool he was then to hold onto such humanly vices!

“Heyyy! Hey! C’monnn! Lighten up, okay?” Stifling his laughter only slightly, Casper’s mouth oozed a poison so acidic that it scorched the ground as he spoke. “I’m not here to HURT you or even STEAL from you! Why w o u l d I be? Us ghosts? We gotta stick together! It’s a dark-type-eat-ghost-type world out there, y’know? THAT’S why I’m here!”

“Or would you rather I had L E T those two humans trounce about in your halls? Or did you not even K N O W that they were here? Disrespectin’ your quarters? Roamin’ your halls?