The Satanic Nativity
a ghost au idea???
sister and nihil are split up but raise the twins together in the ministry. the twins are the antichrists conceived by ritual.
im just thinking of a lot of funny satanic hijinks; ghouls trying to babysit, babies with unholy powers flaying the skins of the innocent when they have a tantrum, vee only eating virgin blood-based baby food, sister taking the twins (in full little emo priest outfits) to a new-moms meet up, satan himself and nihil both being the dad and learning to coparent (possession Malevolent style IS involved), the ghouls tracking down the blood of virgins and a new stroller (the other one was dragged to hell by an army of wretched skeletons when cardi got fussy), primo secondo and terzo trying to kill them addams family values style,
i think i might actually need to write this on ao3
also babies are hilarious looking and very stupidly shaped. a babies face is literally an oval with four little lines. round idiots.
