#ghostcat fics

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Honey 🍯

A SKAM AU

by Ghostcat

Two Steps

by Ghostcat

for @heihallohadet

the red squirrel

Chapter six: “Lipstick on the Glass”

A SKAM AU

by Ghostcat

Honey

A SKAM AU

by Ghostcat

Sorry, I'm so late with this! Thank you so much. I love that people are still finding Pense-bête and reading despite the missing chapters. Working on those stories taught me a lot.

I would love to write a screenplay! In typical me fashion, my first attempt was too ambitious--I don't know how to start small. Yes, please share your wisdom with me. Message me!

1 Thing

a SKAM AU

written by Ghostcat

for @kosegruppie

...is now complete!

It took me a few years, but I finally have enough stories to put together a SKAM fics master post for myself. Here they are:

Burn Bright

Rated T, 10/10 chapters, 92K, Red Curtains AU written for SKAM Big Bang 2020 featuring art by vanderheijen

Isak Valtersen thinks nothing could be worse than getting accidentally cast in Nissen's production of Romeo and Juliet. Until he gets to know the play's student director, Even Bech Næsheim, who smiles way too much and is a constant, unnerving reminder of everything Isak wishes he could have.

The Boyfriend Experience - co-written with MinilocIsland

Rated E, 21/21 chapters, 177K

Even doesn’t really need a bot.

What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

It’s more than that.

He’d been lonely.

(An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

The Dull Flame of Desire - co-written with MinilocIsland

Rated E, one-shot, 11K

In general, Even wouldn't consider himself a lucky guy. But, having landed a cat-sitting job in an Alsatian country house for the summer, having to do nothing but lounging in the garden and editing his script, he really feels like one.

If only it wasn't for this tanned, underdressed, hot mess of a problem that is the gardener.

Rest Easy

Rated E, 18/18 chapters, 167K, Nordic Noir AU written for SKAM Big Bang 2021 featuring art by sergiospastries

The body of a teenage girl is found in a Tromsø garbage dump, and it’s up to Kripos police detective Isak Valtersen to solve her murder. He’s tested―by the midsummer sun which never dips below the horizon, the suspect he can’t get out of his head, and the sleep that’s always just out of reach.

A Lord's Sauce

Rated T, 6/6 chapters, 19K

“Hi,” his nemesis says with a twitching sort of wink. “I was hoping we’d meet someday, Isak. But I’d never thought it would be on the job.”

[A rival food critics AU. Told in six courses.]

Adult Film

Rated E, one-shot, 281 words*

Even’s always found porn slightly disappointing. The angles are boring, the lighting is terrible, there is no mise-en-scène and he finds himself zoning out on some unseemly aspect―an ugly bedspread, bad music, or an insistent cell phone going off―mid-jerk. Someone overdoes the moaning or says something ridiculous, and it’s just not believable enough. It's not Isak.

1 Thing

Rated M, 6/6 Chapters, 30K, Friends with Benefits AU

Isak's not uptight. He's…chill. He could totally have a friends-with-benefits thing if he wanted to.

His friend Even agrees.

the red squirrel

Rated E, 6/12 chapters (work-in-progress), 47K and counting

A troubled musician hiding out from his label meets a beautiful amnesiac in San Sebastián. Bad decisions, suspiciously kind campground managers, some sneaky squirrels, and a 21-song playlist about a boy.

*on hiatus until September*

Honey

Rated E, 14/14 chapters, 11.7K

Los Losers Even and the very beardy bachelorette party entertainment.

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in addition to the currently posting stories above. I've got ten other works-in-progress in various states of construction. I'm a slow writer, but I hope to complete at least half of these. 🤞