#ghost concepts

but you’re a bit of a tease yourself, walking around the house with barely any clothes on, or bending over to get something from the bottom of the fridge, advertising your wares to the mass of darkness in the hallway.

one night as you’re touching yourself, your swear you feel the weight of the bed shift as if someone sat down next to you. this should frighten you, but no, it only emboldens you to keep going, faster and faster. you catch a quick glance in the mirror and what appears to be a humanoid shape stares back at you. right as you’re on the edge, ready to tip over, you feel a cold breeze against your ear and neck. it sounds breathy and it echoes as it gives you one command, one word:

“cum”.

you do as you’re told, but this time your orgasm lasts a lot longer and it’s far more intense than any you’ve experienced before. as you come down from your high, you lay down, about ready to pass out. you feel it lay down right behind you, and it whispers in your ear:

“was that good for you?”

ghost of a YouTuber that died during a haunted house exploration video

• the funny thing is that the house was never haunted in the first place, but since the guy died it is now indeed, haunted,

• yes it is some 20 year old white guy with a million+ subs who talks like mister beast.

• legend has it that visitors who come to the haunted house see those stupid Mister Beast type Captions when they look in the mirror, usually they say something along the lines of “subscribe for a free trampoline” and “use code ILOVEMINORS for 50% on some expired cheese”

•he usually appears with a broken camera and bad lighting, scaring away visitors with the spookiest thing of all, Random Street Interviews.

•cause of death? That’s up for debate, I think maybe one of his lighting fixtures fell on top of him while he was filming the fake haunt

• misogynist, doesn’t appear for female ghost hunters >:(

• he has a podcast called “deathly triggering” and it’s the typical alpha male podcast, but he just talks about all the lady ghosts he tries to hit on and how they have such high standards and everyone just thinks he’s a really good method actor

Ghost of a 1970s female country singer

•needless to say, she’s a milf

• personally I love old country, so I’d be safe from her anger. But if you came on to her property and said “man I hate country, it’s all about trucks and girls and whatever” she would run you ever with a ghost horse.

• she died and haunts an old ranch somewhere in southern America, and if you listen very closely, you can hear Loretta Lyn playing over a broken radio

• she killed all three of her husbands because they were not very nice, which caused her execution. She is vengeful of men specifically, and if a poor girl stumbles upon her house she will usually take pity upon her

•will immediately kill any man who slightly offends a woman. •if somehow a little girl ends up in the old house, she will usually come out unharmed, a new stuffed animal (usually a horse or dog), braided hair, vintage cowgirl boots, and a dolly patron cassette.

they live in the same town

Mountain/Earth ghouls:

Essentially mountain goat satyrs; moss grows on their fur and horns, talon-like hands to grip things efficiently. They have whiskers near their nose and cheeks to sense movements. Have a tendency to sleep on the walls of their rooms. Their blood is as hot as magma. Sometimes ghouls are born with reindeer antlers rather than goat horns. Hardy, tough skin deflects bullets. they absolutely despise baths

Water Ghouls: Soft amphibious skin and need constant moisture to prevent sunburn, either possess webbed spines along their limbs and tail or a powerful fishtail strong and flexible enough to twist a man's arm off. Scales as tough as steel cover areas near vital organs. Horns are made of extra reflective scales to blind predators (also gives them a cute rainbow sheen!). Skin covering gills can unravel to reveal them underwater. Some can possess finned ears or dorsal fins. Hair has the same consistency as kelp. Often wear sunglasses above sea to protect their sensitive eyes. Possess a second jaw in their neck and occasionally have stinging cells near webbed claws. spray water at unsuspecting victims to annoy them they also have two dicks

Fire ghouls: Ghoul kits are made of light porous maa stone which hardens with age and pours out lava when enraged. The most expressive ghoul species with steam coming out of the pores when irritated. Large pores present on their face provide acoustic space for their vocal chords, so ghoul packs from different volcanoes can communicate with each other over very large distances. The pores also help them to cool down after going berserk and using the leftover magma to repair their injured or broken bodies. The only way to fully kill a fire ghoul is by submerging them in liquid nitrogen, freezing their hot glass heart and flowing glass blood causing them to explode. Their horns are made of various types of crystals that when flicked release sound (mountain ghouls obsess over these horns.)

Alpha ghouls are fire ghouls born from the heart of a volcano. Their white fire is so hot that it is seen through their pupils. Their horns are made of ruby that is scorching to the touch. The lava inside their body is so hot that it pours out of their face, forming a mask similar to Meliora Ghouls. They are essentially mute, and so possess very human hands to communicate with their papas.

Air ghouls are covered with feathers of various colours. Their bones are hollow, and so are blown easily in the wind. They can have multiple broad tails and hair made of textured feathers (horns may even branch out from this hair!). The horns of ghouls without feathered hair are aerodynamically shaped and made out of keratin.