#ghost calling

[This is the most HILARIOUS setup I've ever seen in my long centuries of living ]

[ * As mentioned in previous posts, I've got university and a full-time job that takes up almost all my time. ]

[ *Of course, it is not an excuse. I wholly admit I've been procrastinating because of my lack of energy, as I put all of it into the children I teach. ]

[ * But that is a story for later. For now, I would like to add to my list of fandoms a rather...unfitting one, compared to the rest. ]

[ * Starting now, I'd like to write for Eddsworld as well. I've been obsessed with it since I was a wee little bat, when Bendee Stick was the only project available. ]

[ * Like my other projects, I'll follow the same restrictions— I'll only be working with male!readers, for the demand of it on this website. ]

[ *Though I already have a few ideas of my own, for Eddsworld only, I'd like to open requests. I will not be doing any smut, simply because I am lacking practice in writing adult content. ]

[ *I should've probably done this sooner. Though in my defense, I don't think the farmowner whose barn I'm living in knows that I'm here either. ]

[ *Never felt the need to talk to him. Maybe I should. Someday. ]

[ *Anyway. ]

Greetings and welcome to my blog.

I have many names. I've carried many identities in my hundred years of life. But you may call me one of three names:

Chardonnay

Graves

Butcher

Though if I'm being honest, Butcher is my favourite. You may, of course, simply refer to me by username, as the ghoul living in your yard (if you may have me).

I am male. My pronouns are it/its, one/ones and he/him.

I have two partners. They'd be @serins-nonsense and @slumbz . I also have a small handful of children, though only few seem to have a Tumblr account. Be not surprised if you see anyone referring to me as "father" or a variation.

I am an enjoyer of comics. Literature has always attracted me. I like the little books with the silly pictures as much as I enjoy anything by Agatha Christie, Dan Brown or George Orwell.

As mentioned in a previous post, I plan on writing fanfiction about said comics. I have a variety of options. From popular DC and Marvel comics to lesser known, like BOOM! Comics and Dynamite Entertainment.

[ * Specifically, your spouse endlessly sending you vampire-related posts and vampire-posting in general. ]

[*I somehow managed to misread this so, so badly that instead I thought it said blood.]

[*Something like-]