Imagine you're a mob boss of the biggest and most feared mafia of the land. One day your subordinates find a homeless hippie and bring him to you because he can do magic. The hippie denies being able to do magic and then performs magic right in front of you. He says it's not magic because he knows how it works. It works by god's will, is what you're hearing when he explains it. He might be insane but he's definitely magic.
So you take the hippie with you because your former boss and now mob rival is holding your sister hostage and you're hoping to use him as a weapon. He says he won't use his magic to hurt people, and you can't make him. To prove his point, he makes a volcano explode and dies in front of your eyes. You're angry you lost someone so valuable but what can you do? He's dead.
Then a month later you hear that someone in this little town is performing miracles, healing people of incurable ilnesses. You send a spy and find out that hippie you found literally resurrected himself and is now about to marry whoever becomes the new mayor.
So you go over there, beat up the other Mayor candidate, and go into the church with your soon-to-be-husband hippie. You walk in and the hippie suddenly asks where did you get the picture of his dad's favorite angel? You're confused as fuck and then the priest says, 'Do you take this man, Jesus Christ, as your lawfully wedded husband?' and you can't even call bullshit because this weird homeless hippie being the literal Jesus Son of God actually explains a lot.
Of course you say 'yes', but you wonder what the fuck you got yourself into.
That's essentially Tsukasa's perspective in God's Favorite Problem Child.











