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Grande Fratello 15: ascolti buoni, le parole di Scheri e il confronto con GF14

Ottimo esordio su Canale 5 per Grande Fratello 15, leader assoluto della serata con 3.598.000 telespettatori e il 22.60% di share (24,63% di share sul target 15-64 anni). Nel corso della puntata, il reality condotto da Barbara d’Urso ha toccato punte che hanno sfiorato il 32% di share e i 5.800.000 spettatori.  (more…)

Then Stan got an idea.

An awful idea.

I swear, I’m the only responsible person in this entire goddamn town! I work my ass off keeping this pool running and scraping together every penny I can to keep us supplied while the Northwests keep slashing our budget. 

I have to keep the peace when all the kids in town show up, and Stan Fucking Pines starts beating them up for no goddamn reason, and lord help us if some magic monster decides to start breaking shit because Sheriff Blubbs doesn’t do a goddamn thing either.

I try and hire some assistants with the miniscule budget I get, but you spend the entire time ogling the lifeguard chick who’s way out of your league, buddy, and both of you run around fucking with people instead of doing your goddamn job which, might I remind you, is to keep people from fucking drowning, because it’s my ass on the line if someone does. 

Well this is too cute.