bc I cannot help myself - during a fight with villains batman (who Knows clark is invulnerable to most weapons) sees a new one being pointed at superman & something in him just knows this is different so he manages to shove superman out of the way & takes the hit from the kryptonite shards that were fired out. superman looks back & all he can see is the green shards & so much blood & he almost loses it, taking everyone down in record time bc he can hear bruce's heartbeat getting slower & he needs to save him bc he doesn't know what he would do without it. (if there's any fics like this, hmu)

hot take: bruce is jewish and clark is atheist

Hi! Do you have any Superbat headcanons you would be up for sharing? :)

I see you Clark being a sugar daddy magnet and I raise you a King magnet. Arthur upstages Bruce at first by acident and then realizes Bruce take his sugar daddy dutys seriously and is about to back off. He is. But then Bruce upstage him and is really smug about and the game is on now. Clark in confused. Lois and Mera are amused. The WE board members have a headache. The League are taking sides. Alfred is tired.

About Clark being a sugar daddy magnet: I think the Daily Planet have a grudge against those playboys. I like to think they take one look at the giant teddy bear Clark Sunshine Kent is and are all "yes, he is my son now. I will protect him with my life". Life is hard and is good to know that people kind like Clark exist. And then come along those dirty billionares with they dirty paws asking Clark to feel up their muscles and asking him to exclusive interviews. Well, playboys, NOT ON MY WATCH!

DC Wonderlane Headcanon: The kindergarten is filled with so far six children who are the kids of superheroes (Barry's twin kids, Don and Dawn Allen, Superman's adopted/cloned son, Jonathan Kent and Arthur Curry Jr., Aquaman's little man) if you add in he Wonderlois twins.

DC Wonderlane Headcanon: Wonder Woman and Lois Lane had send their five year ago twins to a superhuman kindergarten to meet up and be friends with other kids who are like them when it comes to being different from the rest of humanity.

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