Hey gurrrrl~
Hey gurl! sorry this is so late! consider it a welcome back home present .__.
1. First impression: crap! when did we first meet online?! i COMPLETELY forget guhhhh. but but! IRL! holy shit! a model is walking out of the airport at me, how do i get her to talk classy english accent at me all day. oh no she's hot. what do. oh no. oh fuck! well i can't dwell i have to get my car out of the impound lot now...
2. Truth is: YOURE REALLY HOT AND NICE AND HAVE A SWEET ASS ACCENT AND MY CAR COST A LOT OF MONEY OH GOD WHY  and the whole weekend was lovely and i worried i pissed you off a lot but you are so chill that you made it fine which is awesome of you, you don't even knooooow!3. How old do you look: 24 :> a 24 yr old fashion model holy shit4. Have you ever made me laugh: UH DUH! your opinions are the best and we have mad plotting skills5. Have you ever made me mad: ONLY ABOUT HOT HIGHSCHOOL MONSTER BOYS OH MY GOD SJDFGHDXFG6. Best feature: everythiiiiiing! youre gorgeous and tall and your short hair is cuuute and you have this cutie face and youre so sweet and easy going you didn't mind me dfuhgsdrstguyhsdhg paintingyourarmpitsgreywtfi'msosorry and you put up with me and that damnable corset just woah so nice of you7. Have I ever had a crush on you: naw! just super nervous 'i need to impress the friend' feels8. You’re my: AWESOME AU PLOTTING BUDDY AND MY HOT FUCKING BLACKCHRISTMAS DAME9. Name in my phone: uuugh youre just your phonenumber to me on whatsapp ya loser - go give yourself a name!10. Should you post this too? you have!
