#germsincognito

what was your last… drink-mocha frappuccino (it’s hot and we have no air conditioning and i’m trash) phonecall- my dad text message- “I’m so, so sorry! I tried sending this with my dad Wednesday and he didn’t see it and failed to mention you no longer work there. I hope it’s ok I sent it by text!” song you listened to- “Happy Working Song” from Enchanted (I may or may not have had my Disney playlist on shuffle...) time you cried- a couple weeks ago i think?

have you ever… dated someone twice- nope been cheated on- that would require having a significant other so nope lost someone special- yeah kind of been depressed- i’ve never been officially diagnosed, but it’s highly likely gotten drunk and thrown up- nope

in the last year have you… made a new friend- a few fallen out of love- it was more infatuation than anything else laughed until you cried- yeah met someone who changed you- i wouldn’t say “changed” me, but made me feel differently about myself/others i suppose found out who your true friends are- i really still don’t know kissed someone on your facebook list- nope

general… how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life- all of them do you have any pets- two cats and a dog now that my brother’s cat has passed do you want to change your name- i’m honestly impartial what did you do for you last birthday- went to school, immediately changed into pajamas and then stayed in my room as soon as i got home, and had a really awkward dinner at home with my brother’s friend who was inexplicably sleeping over what time did you wake up- ...1:50 pm (i’m trash, i know) what were you doing at midnight last night- marathoning Angel like a total nerd name something you cannot wait for- seeing at least one of my friends this summer when was the last time you saw your mother- last night what are you listening to right now- nothing have you ever met a person named tom- yes? (i think, i really don’t remember meeting any toms, but i’m sure i have at some point) something that’s getting on your nerves- me blood type - i know i should know this, but... nickname- Soph, Phiphi, Sopha, Bugs, etc. (my mom has several dozen nicknames for me, it gets slightly confusing) relationship status- single? i think? i really don’t know at the moment zodiac sign- Taurus (would not know this if not for Jodie) pronouns- she/her fav tv show- i don’t currently have one tattoos - i’m indecisive and a total wimp, so no right or left handed - Right handed

first… surgery- has yet to happen piercing- my ears when i was 16 best friend- my sister (not even ashamed about this, she’s fucking awesome) sport- softball in elementary school. ended when i gave myself a black eye. i think the reason i stopped playing was a combination of me being asked politely to quit and me never wanting to be on the team in the first place. vacation- probably to Florida to visit my mom’s family when i was like 1

right now… eating- microwavable pizza (#gourmet) drinking- the aforementioned mocha i’m about to- continue watching Angel and scroll through tumblr more listening to- nothing waiting for- real food later tonight want kids- no thank you get married- i mean if the right person comes along, but it’s not something i would want to do just to do career- so many question marks

which is better… hugs or kisses- i feel like this requires some knowledge of what it’s like to be kissed so i can’t answer totally honestly but hugs i guess? lips or eyes - nice eyes (no question) shorter or taller- i don’t really care  older or younger- Older romantic or spontaneous- romantic. unless i trust someone 100% spontaneous would make me an anxious mess nice arms or nice stomach- weird question idk stomach? <- agree on both counts sensitive or loud- sensitive hook up or relationship - relationship trouble maker or hesitant- hesitant

have you ever… kissed a stranger- all the time, obviously drank hard liquor- nope sex on the first date- nope broke someones heart- i don’t think so. i hope not. it’s highly doubtful had your own heart broken- no not really been arrested - nope cried when someone died- several times fallen for a friend- most of my crushes tend to be on friends

do you believe in… yourself- not in the slightest miracles- no, but who knows i guess? love at first sight- nope santa claus- not since the wrapping paper conspiracy of ‘02 kiss on the first date- i think it’s a case by case basis angels- maybe?

haha thanks chuck


3. Why I love my bestfriend

Eh, he’s kinda long and a bit of a weirdo but he makes up for it by being nice and funny and being there for me when I need him. He also has great taste as well as a car he doesn’t mind crashing.

9. Tattoos I want

I want a grizzly bear cub somewhere on my leg


12. Ideas of a perfect date

Food, drinks, movies, maybe a walk or something? I dunno I’m not that particular or romantic.


14. Piercings I want

jesus that’s a lot

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

As you very well know I don’t need any taking care of when I’m drunk. But if I were in need of assistance he would probably help me out.

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Working Poor- Horse Feathers

Vehicles and Animals- Athlete

Iron Pyrite- Lemaitre

Gone For Good- The Shins

and of course Get Low (cover)- Dan Henig

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

Cooking, eating, sleeping

46. What are you paranoid about?

Not having a future

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

grey

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

The really chill baby turtle

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Too many to choose from

so jealous of banshee 12 times. ive never even been on it once

1. ALWAYS POST THE RULES

2. ANSWER THE QUESTIONS FROM THE PERSON WHO TAGGED YOU

3. MAKE 11 NEW QUESTIONS

4. TAG 11 PEOPLE*

I was tagged by il mio amico Alana 

1. Do you have any reoccurring dreams? If so, what’s the dream about? I haven't had any super recently, but when I was little I had one where I'd be chased by all the old Scooby-Doo monsters for a really long time. It freaked me the fuck out at the time.

2. What would you do if you found out your best friend was a heroin dealer? I'm really terrible with confrontation, even with people I know well. I don't really know. I guess I'd have to actually be in that situation to know.

3. Funniest awkward moment you ever experienced? I've got a lot of awkward moments, but I don't know how funny any of them are. Literally none are coming to my mind. Sorry, I'm terrible at these.

4. What is the song you listen to when you are happy? I don't have one go-to song for these situations, my tastes change quite a bit. I guess I usually reach for The Proclaimers. Something like The Joyful Kilmarnock Blues, Whatever You've Got, Blood Lying On Snow.. anything like that.

5. If you could have an “adult sleepover” with any person in this world, disregarding age or sexual orientation, who would it be? Normally I'd go with a stand up comedian (think Jack Whitehall, James Acaster), but I saw Guardians of the Galaxy the other day and have since been infatuated with Chris Pratt, so I'll go with him. He's kind of perfect in every way. 

6. If you could switch lives with any celebrity, who would it be? I'd switch places with Tamsin Greig during the filming of Green Wing. I'd get to snog Julian Rhind-Tutt AND Stephen Mangan. 

7. What show/movie was your first introduction to comedy? Oh dear lord, if by that you mean stand up comedians, then probably Black Books or something like that and from there I got into Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey and from them I found tonnes and tonnes more. If you mean comedy tv in general then I really couldn't tell. I've always been into comedy. The first really substantial comedy tv show I watched consistently was the US Office (which I started following when it was brand new).

8. Favorite Stand Up comedian? THIS IS LITERALLY THE HARDEST QUESTION EVER. I watch so many that it'd be impossible to pick just one. A few I really enjoy are Simon Amstell, James Acaster, Dylan Moran, Josie Long, Rhod Gibert, etc.

9. If you could have one superpower, what would it be? Shape shifting would be quite fun, I'll go with that.

10. Most bangable superhero? As of this second, Star-Lord for sure. Also Spiderman. It's impossible to choose between the two.

11. Name one thing that makes you happy. My brother's girlfriend's West HIghland Terrier, Charlotte <3

YOUR QUESTIONS

1. If you could follow any one band/artist around the world for the duration of a tour, who would it be?

2. You have a month to explore one country of your choice with no budget or limitations of any sort.. A) Where would you go? B) What would you do whilst there?

3. In your opinion, what musical instrument has the best sound to it?

4. If you could choose any t.v. show to live through the duration of, which would it be? What character would you live it as?

5. Same question, but for movies.

6. What language sounds most beautiful and/or interesting to you?

7. What is the best experience you've ever had seeing theatre (play or musical)?

8. If you had to teach a high school or university class, what would it be (it can be anything unconventional. Get creative!)?

9. Describe your favourite article of clothing in detail. What makes it your favourite?

10. What decade's clothing style would you dress in every day if you could (if you want, go even further and choose a subculture you would like to have belonged to like mod, beatnik, grunge, teddy boy, etc.)?

11. Is there a specific person/thing/idea that inspires you to achieve your ideal career or way of life?

i made a really cool dive machine in the demo but i couldnt save it. dont get too attached to this one.

It said you can save any coaster with 10 vertices or less, so I tried to go simple! :)

who the hell gives you shit over the cure, queen, muse, l4d, and portal?