#germanova

FUCK YYES I STILL LIKE MML THANK YOU BESTIE

1: sexuality headcanon: bisexual aromantic

2: otp: dakavendish ofc

3: brotp: I think him and savannah should be besties

4: notp: vinnie with either of the blocks makes me want to throw up

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: ADHD !!!

6: favorite line from this character: When he said "in gonna make this a preset" in regards to the station in brick and savannahs car I thought that was very funny

7: one way in which I relate to this character: he's so loud and in love with his bestie. Like same bitch

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: THAT SCENE WHERR JE WAS LIKE WERE GOING TO THE SIXTIES IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

once again i am thinkin a this post that haunts my every wakin moment on this earth

I am scared for my death, but scared for my life as well

'Cause you gotta be ready for the big change.

You've got to get prepared.

You've got to be responsible, that's important.

If you want things all to yourself,

So you can feel important and special!

If you want something all to yourself,

You've got to stop listening to anyone else.

You've got to stop listening to other people.

You've got to be strong 'cause that's how the world operates.

You've got to go your way, and not anyone else's way.

And if other people disagree with you,

Well you've got to be strong and you've got to fight and

Oh! Oh! Oh!'

Squidward stared into the camera, and for once in his life he really felt like he had to be strong. He could still make his old friends watch Spongebob Squarepants with him, after all -- he had the tape -- and at least he could make them do it without laughing. Squidward felt like maybe his life was moving in a new direction, and he'd have to make sure that these old friends saw that, and understood it.

Squidward didn't recognize this part of himself very well. Squidward wasn't the type to have friends, really -- he'd just like to show off to his new girlfriend, and then he'd watch Spongebob Squarepants with her, quietly, and then he'd cuddle. At this point, he wasn't even sure he was doing that anymore.

There was a knock on the door. He didn't even let his girlfriend answer it; she'd left for the day and he didn't want to have to hear what she'd say.

Squidward opened the door to see Spongebob smiling uncertainly. Squidward almost smiled. Squidward didn't want this!

"Oh, hi," Squidward said. "Is there something I can help you with, Spongebob?"

Spongebob blinked. He looked at Squidward, then at his feet. He looked like he was trying to remember what Squidward did here at this house. He wasn't doing a good job. "Well," Spongebob said, "I saw on TV that you have a new girlfriend, and that's why I came here and I was wondering if she's pretty. Um. She's really pretty."

It was pretty clear that the part of Spongebob that knew about Squidward's life was the one on display. Squidward made an effort not to sigh. "Don't worry. She's a girl, she's probably pretty, she likes you. See, I've talked to her, but I don't know what she's like so really I don't know. She can probably tell you more herself." He pointed to the stairs. He was still trying to figure out how to deal with this part. "She's upstairs with Patrick."

Spongebob nodded, and suddenly he seemed much more like a person who knew Squidward, and whose opinions on Spongebob Squarepants were going to count for something. (Even if he hadn't actually learned to like the show, yet.)

Squidward opened the door and Spongebob went in. Squidward watched Spongebob leave from his window. He went over to his desk. He picked up the remote and pressed Play.

'Cause you've got to

Be ready for the big change.

You've been on your own for a while now.

You've got to change your course, you've got to take a new direction.

If you want things all to yourself,

So you can feel important and good!

If you want something all to yourself,

You've got to stop listening to you!

You've got to stop listening to people.

You've got to be ready for the big change.

Change!

You've got to be ready for the big change.'

Squidward sat in his chair and tried not to notice how small it seemed. There was something about life on his own that was starting to seem bigger than before. He could hear it getting louder, and he didn't quite know how to pay attention to it.

'Cause you've got to get ready.

You've got to stop

Listening to everyone else,

You've got to start listening to yourself.

You've got to decide how you want it

and you don't want other people to make you.' (How did Spongebob know so much!) '

You've got to stop listening to other people.

You've got to be alone. You're only

There to listen to your own thoughts,

you're only there to find out

how you really feel.

If other people disagree with you,

well you've got to be big and strong!

You've got to be strong 'cause everything is changing.'

'Cause you've got to get ready,

You've got to stop listening to other people,

You've got to listen to yourself.

You've got to be ready for the big change.

You've got to be ready for the big change.

And you've got to be alone.

You're the only one who can see the truth.

You're the only one who hears your own voice.

You've got to make the changes and do it alone.'

'Cause you've got to get ready now.' (Why was it happening to him?!) '

You've got to decide to be a better friend,

You've got to stop listening to other people now,

And you've got to be proud of who you are.

You've got to stand up and be your own man!

Yes! Yes! Oh, yes, oh, yes! Yes, yes, yes!'

Squidward suddenly felt really happy for the first time in a while, and he was also starting to get tired.

'Cause you've got to get ready now,

You've got to stop listening to other people,

You've got to listen to yourself.

You've got to stop listening to other people,

You've got to be strong,

You've got to stop listening to other people,

You've got to just accept yourself.

You can't take one step and let other people

Get in your way and take the controls,

You can't take one step and let other people

You can't let other people do it wrong.

You've got to listen to yourself,

You've got to get ready now,

You've got to listen to yourself,