#german;

[ × ] —- “Entschuldigen Sie?” Die Auswahl in diesem Blumenladen war überraschend groß. Eigentlich wollte er nur ein paar einzelne Blumen kaufen, die er auf die Tische seines Cafes stellen konnte, doch jetzt... fing er an zu zweifeln. Welcher Blumenschmuck ist dafür eigentlich geeignet? Welche Blumen halten lang? Und welche Blumen sind im Moment beliebt? Die blondhaarige Verkäuferin wird es sicherlich wissen.

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Battle intro: “I sssaved my bessst punss for you, monssssieur.”

Victory: “What ssssnake sssshould you bow down to? The kingssssnake.” Pointing to himself.

Defeat: “Jussst hurry up and finnissssh me off.”

Assist: “Doktor Sssspinne.” Yes, he brought that back.

Taunt: “You know what the besssst thing about a deadly sssnake issss? They’ve got poisonality!”

Reacting to Taunt: “Oh, please.”

Flee: “I’ll be back with more punssss!”

Reaction to Flee: “Huh, he mussst have sssseen a Python becaussse he re-coiled.”

Tie: “Great..”

Perfect Victory: “Aww, did that hurt? Maybe you sssshould take sssome Asssp-rin.”

// aah, that’s true, yes, sorry for not bearing that in mind;; now that is like a hell of a lot complicated in German since we can switch a word into both the male and the female expression like – we don’t have just cook we have Koch (male) and Köchin (female). So we would use either the male or female expression for prisoner depending on the sex of said person. However I guess you could use the generic masculine here as it’s often used in law texts and this stuff (so you write like “Teachers are allowed to smoke in the parking lot” and you mean both male and female teachers by using the male expression, otherwise you would have to use “Lehrer und Lehrerinnen” and this shit constantly and it’s stupid like hell)

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