Jul 17
jet skis being foundational to the carlos alcaraz sexuality lore
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jet skis being foundational to the carlos alcaraz sexuality lore
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the concept of this photo existing.........
guys at this point.....
fella, let’s be honest
you’d all totally agree that it wouldn’t even be slightly surprising if tomorrow the news dropped that Gerebit0 and Carlitos are together, right?
cause honestly, the way they act and the dumps they post are more romantic than anything I managed in two years of a relationship…
HE'S SO MESSY BYE
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Ok im too tired my brain cant work properly please tell me if im not making sense ill accept critics but walk with me I have a ✨️theory✨️
What if we got it all wrong what if bit0 stopped writing about him because they are actually together now?
What if all this time he really had some respect for his job (lol) and was just trying to send signals to carlos but now that they are together carlos (or molina or maybe he himself idk) told him "ok but now you cant write about me anymore bc that would be weird and unprofessional"?
Secrecy might also be the reason why he's not in carlos instadumps anymore. The difference might be more obvious to #us here on tumblr bc we were big bit0 fans (lol pt 2) but the majority of people i bet didnt even notice no? Thats why bit0 had to step back from the carlitos updates and they (the massonery) put up this shit alvar0 guy (like bro username is not even original they just copied bit0's one. It might even be actual alvaro alcaraz doing it (lol idk what im saying anymore). AND thats why bit0 still has info and after he saw the mess that alvar0 (or alvaro 🤔) made got pissed and had to clarify and tell us to stop panicking?
What if they are now 🌈happily together🌈 and carlos is getting his daily dose of cock and is happy and satisfied even without jannik fuck you jannik you had your chance and bit0 is still with him just this time they are keeping it secret bc they are not only firends anymore (finally. Poor bit0. In this scenario carlos was so focused on jannik that didnt notice german's fat crush. or knew but didnt care idk whatever you prefer) guys im not crazy am I?
gerebito please
gerebito switched his insta account to private?