#gentress

Despite the fact that Grievous gets pretty much two hours of sleep at the most each night, he’s still pretty formal and sleeps in a dignified position.

Ventress: You made me tea?

Grievous: I’m a bit rusty, both literally and metaphorically...but hopefully it’s to your liking.

Ventress: *nervous sip, accompanied by long awkward silence*

Grievous: How is it?

Ventress: To be honest...

Grievous: Yes?

Imagine Ventress trying to "tame” Grievous and just basically undo all the shit the CIS has done to him and being close to a breakthrough when some little thing sets him off and he just starts fucking losing it. And Ventress just sighs, massages her forehead, and sits down somewhere.

I actually sometimes refer to the General Grievous x Asajj Ventress ship as “Dooku’s pet cat and ferret”. 

Grievous is basically a cat, he hates everyone and everything and has those goddamn eyes.

Meanwhile look at how long Ventress is feature-wise. Long neck, long face, long arms, long legs...this bitch is a ferret. She’d probably get stuck if she tried to crawl into a paper towel tube.

A4-D: Start with a compliment. Tell her she looks thin.

Ventress: General, I really need to talk to you about the mission.

Grievous: Whatever it is, I’m willing to put wave after wave of my own men at your disposal. Right, men?

{long pause}