Muu: tsuchikage💜gengetsu: Mizukage

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Outside perspective:

Tobirama Senju, the second Hokage had requested a meeting. The five kage therefore gathered to talk about the tailed demons. but mainly so that several villages join together.

Muu: I don't see why, I should associate with you.

Gengetsu: So stop complaining old mummy.

Muu: At least I don't have two squishy mustaches on my face.

the other Kage look at them with a sigh. Tobirama who had requested this meeting, started to get fed up. But they'll stop at some point, right?

Gengetsu: I will kill you! He said rather angrily. the others chuckled behind their palms so as not to be noticed.

Muu: Of course try it. Listen to me well Mizukage, I will not associate with you.

Gengetsu: like this! I was going to be associated with you and your village rots.

we would never have arrived at this discussion if the kazekage had not proposed to the two to ally together. At least their village but even that had become impossible.

Kazekage: but you're okay right now. He tried looking at them.

Muu: anything.

gengetsu: look how you've ruined the atmosphere! He said pointing to it. All because you don't want to ally yourself with another village.

Muu: ah because you want an alliance with me now? He said getting up from his seat.

Gengetsu: you haven't allied yourself with Suna! the Kazekage is worried about you and your mummy face.

Muu: You seemed to be the most worried about that unlike the others. He said pointing at him. The Mizukage ends up standing up in turn, slamming his hands against the table.

gengetsu: i'm not the type to worry about a man, who dresses for only clothing toilet paper. He said angrily approaching the other.

Muu: Obviously you're lying, Mizukage. and don't give me a lesson, you looked at yourself in a mirror that could take you seriously. All the other kage hissed while turning their heads, the second hokage of the Name sighed for the tenth time at least.

Gengetsu: I beg your pardon!? so stop all this circus, you will sit down now or I will kill you.

Muu: Kill me? So try to see.

Tobirama: OK, that's enough now.

Muu: The Hokage is right. He said as he sat back in his chair.

Gengetsu: pff yeah. he did the same, the discussion did not have time to resume as the two already insulted.

Muu/gengetsu: rat's head // decaying fossil. He said whispering.

The two men both stood up, saying "what did you just say!?" ". but the two were raised much too quickly which gave an unprecedented spectacle. The mizukage had his hands on those of the tsuchikage who was against the table. This was not the most alarming, which was. it's that they got up so quickly and so close that they ended up kissing.

Kazekage: So that's how an alliance starts with someone you hate.

the two men backed off on hearing this, the Tsuchikage removed his hands from under the Mizukage's. The taller man opened his mouth but closed it rather quickly. He sat down letting his hands slide across the table. the Tsuchikage sat in silence before speaking again.

Muu: I may be considering an alliance with Kiri. For my mental health.

Tobirama: Well it wasn't that complicated.

First one is basic common knowledge in the shinobi world, while i shamelessly recycled the second one from that one kh post because the trope fits them too Oh well

(episodes are 267 and 297)