#generallynauseated

black and white thinking is really fucking harmful and i hate that it’s becoming more common

your academic archrival, who mysteriously disappeared three days prior, a.) arrives unexpectedly, cape sweeping in the storm, after the wine has flowed perhaps a bit too freely tableside, or b.) is conspicuously absent, their disappearance discussed sympathetically over an enigmatic mixed-meat stew that everyone compliments but which your husband refuses to divulge the recipe for

i can’t pick one, but in general i’m pretty good at keeping a straight face while talking total bullshit, so i’d have to say something to do with that

True Story: I Once Helped Castrate A Lamb

ngl i always fucking love those maps sdkdfjsld

you would

whore ye