#gemmachahn

who’s the cuddler: Schneider more than Penelope, who really likes *being* cuddled. But she’s not opposed to cuddling him when he needs it.

who makes the bed: I think Penelope does, out of habit, until she realizes Schneider’s kind of a neat freak and actually enjoys the process. Then she enjoys the extra few minutes with her coffee every morning while he takes care of it.

who wakes up first: Between her years in the military and her years as a mom, Penelope’s internal alarm clock is unavoidable. So she wakes up first a lot. But Schneider goes through periods of new interests and enthusiasm for life that have him out of bed before the sun, some weeks. When Pen gets up first, Schneider always follows. When Schneider gets up even earlier than her, Penelope groans into her pillow and buries herself in the blankets and refuses to rise until it’s actually morning…or until he brings her surprise breakfast in bed, which he does sometimes just for fun.

who has the weird taste in music: Schneider, though he insists Penelope is really the weird one for being so stuck in the past and unwilling to branch out into underexplored genres. Penelope tries to be supportive and listen to his new discoveries for the first few months they’re together. But between ‘zouk’ and ‘neurofunk’ and something called ‘catstep’ that she’s pretty sure has nothing to do with cats, she reaches her limit quickly. They limit music playing while they’re hanging out to things they both like, and take turns choosing what to play in the car.

who is more protective: Penelope is more loudly, aggressively protective in all situations. Schneider would never want to seem like he doesn’t think she can handle herself, when he knows full well that she could beat HIM up if she needed to…but in his own quieter, anxious way he’s as overprotective as Penelope is in her most intense moments. He’s just more likely to throw money and lawyers at a situation and try and defuse things first. (A couple of times when he wanted to keep Penelope out of it he maaaaaay have punched a racist asshole in the face and then thrown money and lawyers at the situation afterwards. He’s not proud of that but it seemed like a good idea at the time. Pen is proud of him for it and thinks he doesn’t know.)

who sings in the shower: Both of them. Schneider thinks he’s a rock star and Penelope stops teasing him about it as soon as she realizes it’s a soft spot. Penelope thinks she’s a pop diva and Schneider likes it when she wakes him up to sad 90s ballads.

who cries during movies: Penelope cries sometimes, Schneider cries almost every time. Pet movies, buddy movies, dramas, romcoms…he cries, and he doesn’t care who knows it.

who spends the most while out shopping: Schneider. And sometimes they fight about it. Eventually they work out a compromise on the money stuff, but Schneider’s not usually someone who looks at prices and does math, whereas Penelope tries to bring her own drinks to restaurants. So it’s always going to be Schneider who spends more.

who kisses more roughly: I mean, define roughly. Penelope can be more forceful, and more likely to take over–but Schneider is incredibly enthusiastic because he’s kissing PENELOPE and also when he’s half-asleep and not really thinking about it he’s less likely to be gentle…so I think it depends on the moment. 

who is more dominate: Penelope. I feel like this is a rare fandom-wide consensus among the shippers. Pen, no question, and Schneider really likes it that way.

the Stars of this show are rated as follows 1. granda joe 2. sister michael 3. orla mccool 4. michelle mallon 5. clare devlin 6. james maguire 7. aunt sarah 8. gerry quinn 9. erin quinn (i do love her, just y'know) that's all I can give you without spoilers. glad you like the show 😘

if you're honestly worried about being traumatised if someone you know isn't with you, then maybe wait til it's available to stream/buy so you can watch it with a friend or family member that can't go to the cinema currently ❤️

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Don't hold out! Just watch it!😁 (In case you're looking for votes😄)

@gemmachahn thank you for the sweet advice!! <3 unfortunately i don’t know anyone who would watch a horror movie with me in person, so i can only watch alone or not watch. but get out wasn’t traumatic in a seriously bad way, it was more scarily mind blowing because seeing it in theaters was out of character for me. i was really glad i did it, though, so i am going to try and see us, after i get paid in april and can maybe afford a movie day then.

just about everyone is chaotic gay or just chaotic 😆

granda joe is the actual star of this show but no one will say it