you’re definitely not perpetuating that. it’s one thing to outright tell people pan and bi are the same, but it’s another to explain your pan identity in a way that puts your well-being first and keeps you from dealing with hate. and honestly, pan is kind of like bi, but not actually the same as bi, ya know? they’re related, they’re similar. so you’re not doing any harm in explaining pan that way, especially, as I already mentioned, when it’s to protect your well-being.

THANK YOU I AM DRINKING HEAVILY AND UMMMM BEING A LITTLE DEAD INSIDE BUT ALSO HAPPY. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO EDIT AND!!!! DO THINGS!!!!!

HELLO DID YOU SAY KINGSMAN RECS BECAUSE I AM HERE. THESE ARE MY ABSOLUTE TOP SIX

1)Lagavulin and Guinness by Snarfle || Rated E, 163.5k

Plenty of people had looked down on Eggsy throughout his life. He had gotten fairly used to it. Didn't mean it was fair, but he knew how these things worked. What really sucked was that the new Arthur was worse than the old one.

“Eggsy grimaced. He didn’t know how to explain to Harry – who seemed like he hadn’t been discriminated against a day in his life – that the new Arthur kept giving him what amounted to suicide missions, and that he was currently bleeding out in a warehouse because of the deliberately bad intel she had given him.”

Also featuring: Dean is harder to get rid of than Eggsy thought, his mum is going off the deep end, there are way too many nefarious plots in play, and Eggsy is really beginning to wish that Harry would stop holding his hand and kiss him instead.

*takes a deep breath*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THIS ONE SO MUCH THE PLOT BUILDUP AND EVERYONE’S CHARACTERIZATIONS AND A REALLY NEAT LOOK AT HOW KINGSMAN RUNS. My heart freaking broke for Eggsy a couple times, and most fics that are past V-day show that all is well, kind of, but this one doesn’t go that route. Eggsy struggles, the author gives us wonderful development and fight scenes, the writing is fuckin aces, and Harry’s characterization really gets me here. Merlin and Roxy are wonderful, but Eggsy is naturally the star of the show and honestly I did find myself crying at some points because of how goddamn hard he has to fight. 

I love it. read it. if you can only read 1 kingsman fic in your life MAKE IT THIS ONE

2)Care and Custody by esama || Rated T, 50.4k 

Eggsy takes out the medal in slightly worse circumstances, asking for a miracle.

I love, like, almost everything esama writes tbh

Anyway this one is great because everyone’s characterizations are on POINT, I really like how they executed a fix-it to the events in the movie while making it super natural and not contrived. Everyone goes a little different route than they do in the movie, and the result is just glorious. Also I’m pretty sure I said that the characterizations are on point but guuuh they’re just so lovely we get a lot of Eggsy and Daisy interaction in this it’s so sweet and thtis is super heartwarming and I’ve read it like five times I’m pretty sure. It’s just all-around feel-good but it never gets to the point of being disgustingly fluffy.

It’s the #1 kudosed fic in the kingsman ao3 tag for a reason

also 100000% suggest looking at all of esama’s other kingsman works.

3)all the tables turn by DivineProjectZero || Rated E, 23.7k

Harry Hart has terrible taste in men.

So it comes as a bit of a surprise when Eggsy smiles at him and the predator inside Harry cocks its head in consideration.

Honestly dude everything by DivineProjectZero is also a go. 

This fic in particular is a really nice look at what goes on in Harry’s head, especially re: things like his love life. Something I find really fascinating is the muli\tiple takes on his character that the fandom has, and I especially adore this one. I’ve read it at least three times, and I enjoy Harry’s slow slow descent into realizing what he and Eggsy has every damn time. 

4) We mustn't touch what isn't ours by inusagi

Harry Hart is a sociopath, yes, but he's a sociopath who loves Eggsy.

or

5 times Harry showed his true colours and 1 time Eggsy really sees it.

I take an inappropriate amount of glee in this fic series because it’s both hilarious and somewhat fits Harry’s character. It’s also fucked up at points, but the relationship between Harry and Eggsy is never not lovely and honestly I was mad cackling at some parts. 

*looks at the parachute* :3c you’ll know what I mean, if our tastes run similar

5) who got the keys to my bimmer by hartwinning 

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?"

Harry gives him a slightly bewildered look and furrows his brow.

"A porcupine has the pricks on the outside," Eggsy finishes.

~

AU: Eggsy is a mechanic working in a garage owned by Dean.

Harry Hart is Galahad, Dean is forever an asshole, and Lee Unwin and his death have no connection to Kingsman. In terms of setting, the Lancelot trials are over (Roxy won the spot) but the Valentine investigation is ongoing.

I!!!! REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS!!! I know fucking nothing about cars but the fic doesn’t alienate you from reading if you don’t. Harry’s character in this leans slightly more towards comedic; in general this fic is a really nice comedy with the background of plotty kingsman things. Eggsy is a mechanic that isn’t part of Kingsman but somehow ends up running into it anyway, John Wick appears, Harry is lovestruck and it’s hilarious and this is just A++++++

6) a long succession of small mutations by brilligspoons || Rated T, 3.4k

As it stands, they've become each other's support systems, which in their case ultimately means they have no secrets from each other, and also they spend an inordinate amount of time getting drunk together when they're in London and off-duty. Possibly it means other things as well, but Roxy likes to spread out her world-shattering personal revelations over a longer period of time, thank you very much.

And yet—well.

"You, Eggsy Unwin," she hears herself saying in a pub one night, her voice gin-soaked and coming out lopsided, "are my best friend."

I really love this because Roxy and Eggsy’s relationship is something I highly appreciate  in the movie they’re not shown in a romantic light even ONCE and that’s really important to me. They’re the best of best mates and this fic goes into that. It’s short, but it’s an absolutely wonderful read. 

Hi gay, I’m your new parents

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im your gay dad now

These.

Look, Hannibal Lecter is a fashion connoisseur and a diva, and let no one tell you otherwise. The man is European aristocracy who drives a Bentley and has a $30k kitchen appliance suite and owns about $20k worth of bespoke clothing, if not more. Rich, eccentric man of taste. It’s a wonder no one found him before Will, tbh. 

I’m so glad you’re enjoying it so far. tbh S2 was probably one of my favorite seasons of anything ever, though s3 was a close favorite. The things that happen in s2 though....... truly astounding and beautifully shot.