#gefposting

I got these dudes in my mystery bag and they have quickly morphed into Gef the fast food worker who lives in Sharlayan

gef has three families in sharlayan alone and came over from tural 80 billion years ago and has thus worked everywhere in eorzea to support his myriad of children. he hates every single job he has. he is simultaneously everywhere and nowhere in the timeline and will cameo in every single one of my fics

this is based on an actual conversation I had at work last week. gef speaks to my soul. oh and he's named after this dude:

-you are an extra clever earthbound spirit  -in the form of a mongoose  -you have human hands and feet  -you can split the atom  -you are the 5th dimension  -you know a hell of a lot! -you are a freak -your name is gef  -you were born in 1852 near delhi, india -can turn someone into a pillar of salt  -you could kill me, but won’t -you are the eighth wonder of the world