#gear diary

being on a personal health and fitness journey because of my lazytown hyperfixation is unreasonably embarrassing because i can’t explain that to people. how do i explain that my autism about a kid’s show has genuinely changed my life for the better and motivated me to take care of myself

Please. Can we give it up for guys with soft jaws? Double chins? Fat necks? Like yessss I love round faces I love undefined jaws and profiles. Much love to my soft faced brothers

back before minecraft had infinite worlds, i was exploring a new world when i came to the edge of it and saw a small ring shaped structure made out of glowstone. i told my siblings but no one believed that i hadn’t built it myself. sitting here thinking about it after so many years, it JUST occurred to me that i now have the power of the internet at my disposal, so if anyone knows of how a glowstone structure would have appeared in a brand new untouched limited minecraft world, PLEASE let me know. this has bothered me for over a decade.

i was at my friend’s graduation party hanging with other teenagers once and the group was bragging about how fast they had each gone on the highway, so i made a comment of concern. as one does. and one kid looked at me and he said “oh, come on! live a little!” like some sort of 60s horror movie supporting teen character who dies in the first 5 minutes to which i say “no thanks; i’d rather live a lot” which to this day i think is the best retort i ever spat on the spot

Beware the joke bit. The joke bit will become an integral load-bearing column of your identity if you’re not careful

Thank god for machines with big tactile buttons and knobs and squeaky smooth surfaces