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gon try placing a love note here sooooo golden cheese x reader hcs?? can be general or anything, jst gc x reader content

thanksyasm frankiee 🫶🏻 — 🦋 sumi

Golden Cheese x GN reader general romantic and platonic hcs:

note: omgggggg had so much trouble writing this on the plane (yes I wrote this on the plane when I was traveling to my Korean grandparents house, THIS IS WHY THIS CAME OUT SO LATE I'M SORRY!!!) and it had to be cut a whole lot shorter than I thought it was gonna be- sorry if it's too short!! cw: pure tooth rotting fluff, nothing more that I see!! pls comment and tell me if something should be tagged!! words: 638 words & 3,580 characters

platonic:

Whether Golden Cheese is a mother or sister figure to you, she's still extreme on the teasing and calling you affectionate names. Usually they're names that make you remember funny or embarrassing moments, like if you spill wasabi sauce on you you're now wasabi cookie.

She'll also very stubbornly refuse to admit she's wrong, so if you two ever get into a small squabble she won't apologize if she's feeling petty. She's so petty that she'll even REMOVE all valuable treasures from your possession when you're not looking. It's her grounding you basically.

Golden Cheese strives to make sure you feel safe in her kingdom at ALL costs, even if it means being a little rough or rude to her guards and programming cookies. She is the queen after all, they're under her command anyways.

Speaking of her being the queen, her massive ego inflates when you address her by her queen ancient status instead of her name. Golden Cheese just chuckles and makes a whole dramatic speech of how indeed she is the "Radiant Goddess of Light" when it's her kingdom's title for her.

Golden Cheese most definitely dresses you up and spoils you rotten to your core, she'll make sure you get to wear the most finest of jewels and richest of cloths in her kingdom. She'll even make sure her tailor customizes mini outfits reminiscing her own royal outfit, of course you won't have working wings like her but it's cute.

Speaking of Golden Cheese's wings, she'll most likely randomly ask you out of pure boredom if you wanna go out for a flight. (She doesn't ask, she just sits on her throne before swooping in and dives straight for the air). It'll leave you trembling by the time she drops you off back onto the cold and sweet super safe grounds of EarthBread, and it also leaves you traumatized. She dives and swoops wayyy too much for your liking of course.

romantic:

Golden Cheese for sure considers you one of her most prized treasures ever, meaning she's far more protective of you then you'd expect (which is pretty high). She'll treat you like you're an actual jewel or gem and have multiple guards or marzipan cookies follow you around making sure no thief touches her treasure.

The Gold Goddess is super touchy with you too, so there will be many hieroglyphics and drawn images of you both together (holding hands, her touching your face, doing activities together etc.). She absolutely loves to adore and hold you, you're a desert flower she never wants to let go so you're always by her side at all times.

You're so precious and treasured by Golden Cheese she actually shows you how much you're worth to her, by usually gifting you some of the most beautiful artifacts and items her kingdom has to offer. Sometimes they'll be gems, other times they're rare flowers, and most likely they're literal bars of gold (she has tons, literally tons of gold, so you can take them all).

Golden Cheese brags to the whole EarthBread about how much of a good partner you are, her ancient friends never hear the end of it and her kingdom's court basically know about you're every step and or breath in this world. She'll never stop complimenting your icing, your scent and your perfectness. You are the ruby in the pile of millions of gold bars (the ruby is more valuable, she's bored of seeing the stack of gold bars).

Crk doodle dump…. Some of these are pretty old but ☝️ nobody’s gonna know shh

an idea I got from the crk discord (golden cheese x shadow milk)

radiant goddess and her pathetic boyfailure