Apr 7, 2021
Because of more bullshit from the C*w, here's another obnoxiously gay headcanon for Dean -
He carries a lot of burner phones, yes, however they're not all for hunting. He uses a few for hook-ups, and there's one that's exclusively nicknamed his 'butt dial' phone since it's where he keeps the names and numbers of the different men who have poked him with their rebar. Sometimes Dean uses it to make plans, and other times he uses it for phone sex, a plug in his ass that vibrates while the men on the other end whisper dirty shit in his ear.
And how funny it would have been if, when Sam was going through Dean's stuff, he answers that phone instead of the one he does pick up.
