#gatlopp

WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING.

"Enthusiastically stupid. I loved it!"--Kyle S

"Relies on hateful and ageist notions of the elderly; confused plot and sluggish pacing leaves much to be desired. 0/5."--Miss H. Course

"More nuanced than Old People (2022), thank Christ for small miracles. Problematic but bearable for the conceit of the thing. 3/5."--Miss L. Course

"I was too high to see that many [redacted] [redacted], man. Why do I do that to myself? Here, have a stick of gum."--Also Kyle S

"Slow burn with an explosive climax, The Home will pay back the time spent. Wobbly story pays off better on a rewatch, if you can stomach the gore twice. My bloodlust is sated."--V. Hunter

"It's like Society, and it's like Midsommar, and it's like Get Out, but, like...in the way where someone said to make it like those specific things, not in any level of actual resemblance. It's mimicry, not adaptation. That having been said, it's a fun ride! I laughed so hard!*"--P. Dolia

"Okay, but remind me what the thing was with the anatomical mannequin just, like, around? Do people just go around keeping homunculi in storage closets? Is that a thing?"--Still Kyle S.

"You know what's a good movie? Gatlopp: It's a Hell of a Game is a good movie. It's on Tubi, you should watch it."--D. Scott

"What have we learned here?"--B. Gideon

"Jesus CHRIST!"--(Patron in Seat 5B)

"Haha. Pete Davidson angy angy boy."--Kyle S. get off the line

COMING

7.25.2025

TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU.

(Ones that were either a first viewing for me or first time watching in their entirety.)

*top 5 standouts highlighted*

01. My Best Friend's Exorcism (2022)

02. Yellow Brick Road (2010)

03. Halloween at Aunt Ethel's (2019)

04. Phobias (2021)

05. Demented (1980)

06. Let the Wrong One In (2021)

07. Shrunken Heads (1994)

08. Hellraiser (2022)

09. Billy Club (2013)

10. Werewolf by Night (2022)

11. Terror Trips (2021)

12. Grimcutty (2022)

13. 13 Fanboy (2021)

14. Santa Sangre (1989)

15. The Offering (aka The Faith of Anna Waters) (2016)

16. Evil Dead Trap (1988)

17. Custodes (2021)

18. Dead Next Door (1989)

19. Gatlopp (2022)

20. The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)

21. Behemoth (2021)

22. The Wolf of Snow Hollow (2020)

23. Body Melt (1993)

24. Metamorphosis (1990)

25. Skinner (1993)

26. Severed Ties (1992)

27. Children of the Night (1991)

28. Terror Train (2022)

29. The Eyes of My Mother (2016)

30. Barbarian (2022)

31. We're All Going to the World's Fair (2021)

32. The Shortcut (2009)

33. Black Mountain Side (2014)

34. The Black Phone (2021)

35. Basket Case 2 (1990)

36. Basket Case 3 (1991)

37. Curse of Crom: Legend of Halloween (2022)

38. Devil Inside (2012)

My pick for today was the horror comedy Gatlopp

I rated this 7/10! Very fun, funny movie. Good premise, but I almost wish it had been a liiiiiittle bit longer. I looooove Emmy Raver-Lampman, and she was great in this movie, like she usually is! I definitely recommend this for a watch. Sorry this review is short, I’m suuuuper tired and about to go to bed lol.

GATLOPP- A Hell of a Game trailer released

Directed by Alberto Belli, GATLOPP- A Hell of a Game follows a group of old friends reunites for a nostalgic evening of fun and games after a decade apart. After one too many, they decide to play a drinking game, but it’s quickly revealed that this game comes with supernatural stakes. Mischief leads to mayhem, and the group realizes that if they can’t come together to win the game by sunrise,…

Official Trailer For GATLOPP

XYZ films released this official trailer for GATLOPP ON DEMAND AND ON DIGITAL: June 16, 2022  Starring: Jim Mahoney, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Jon Bass, Sarunas J. Jackson, Shelley Hennig,  John Ales, Amy Davidson Directed by: Alberto Belli Written by: Jim Mahoney Synopsis:  A group of old friends reunites for a nostalgic evening of fun and games after a decade apart. After one too many, they decide to…